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@thegenderguideboy
In 2012 a nongendered pronoun dropped into Swedish discourse. Today it's widely usedāand it's nudging people to see the world a little differently.
For a question with so much riding on itādoes using politically correct language actually make a person less of a jerk?āthe test was deceptively simple.
Hereās what you do: Show people a sketch of a cartoon personācircle-for-head, ovals for arms and bodyāwith a dotted line linking it to an equally cartoony thing, a balloon-animal dog. Over the personās head loom two thought bubbles, a round one containing three question marks and a jagged one with three exclamation points. Thatās it. And the test is, describe whatās happening.
Importantly, the people being tested, upwards of 2,000 of them, were all native speakers of Swedish, an old language that has learned a new trick. Like English, Swedish used two pronouns to indicate the gender of a person, hon (she) and han (he). But in 2012, a new word dropped into Swedish discourse: hen, a nongendered pronoun that could replace either or both.
So this was the real test. Would native-speaker Swedes, seven years after getting a new pronoun plugged into their language, be more likely to assume this androgynous cartoon was a man? A woman? Either, or neither? Now that they had a word for it, a nonbinary option, would they think to use it?
And they did. Not only did the Swedish speakers use the nonbinary optionto describe the, letās face it, nonbinary human, but in other surveys they deployed hen (as well as han, but the feminine hon, too) to describe people in stories when their genders werenāt specified. Now, itās true the researchers donāt have comparable tests from before 2012, before hen. So this result is, as UCLA political psychologist EfrĆ©n PĆ©rez says, merely suggestive. Still, though, āthis word has no biological associations. Itās from scratch. And itās performing the way some proponents argued it would,ā says PĆ©rez, coauthor of a paper describing these tests in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. āThese language changes can nudge people in directions some folks find normatively worthy.ā
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Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.
And he then said āwow, Iām sorry, Iāve never met a girl named dave before! Now Iāve seen everything.ā
This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.
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Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.
And he then said āwow, Iām sorry, Iāve never met a girl named dave before! Now Iāve seen everything.ā
This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.
Can we turn the Chamber Of Secrets into a secondary common room?
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Yāall gonna die if you do that???
With that attitude maybe
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The basilisk is gone letās hang sprinklers on its skeleton
OR WE MAKE THE SLIDE OUT OF THE SKELETON
Plot twist, the basilisk had a baby basilisk. Now the slytherin house has the coolest class pet known to man.
We definitely adopt basilisk jr
There is no known antidote to itās venom, it can kill with looks and no one in your house speaks Parseltongue, but you idiots want to adopt it. That soundsā¦. EXACTLY like something Slytherin would want you to do, honestly. Go ahead. But I swear to god if I find it in OUR common room itās flying out of the window. And itās a long way from the nest to the ground, believe me.
We need to find out what house this dude is in so we can specifically do this
@wateryblooms this is the most slytherin thing ever. Also you can see sensible ravenclaws trying to dissuade slytherins from adopting a pet basilisk š
*jealous Ravenclaws š¤·š¼āāļø
guys, the solution is simple, we give basilisk jr sunglasses. theyāll look cool AND be safe to everybody.
A jazzy snake child
You are worse than those fucking Gryffindors I swear. How are you gonna deal with the venom if it bites someone? Bunch of morons, honestly. Also are you sure thereās only one basilisk down there? Wouldnāt want any accidents, now would we?
Someoneās heated š¤Ŗ
Gosh hecking dang it you guys. I look away from this Slytherin blog for not even a few days and look at this??? Iām not mad Iām just baffled???
Our plans escalated quickly
god this was so pleasing to watch
incredible
Wait for Itā¦
Artist: Ira.exe
Date: 2018
More: Your dash has been blessed by this pleasing paint video.Ā
Song by Snail House.
Itās tadpolesā season
The pond is full of commas.
Be stubborn about your goals, but flexible in your methods.
Sexy as hell
thereās a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an ā"easter bunnyāā
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.
Thereās like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
Thereās more.
Vest girlās got like 5 shirts on
Why are they taking turns..vers kweens
No offense but that second photo is a veryā¦. Tender holdā¦. Heraldā¦. I thinkā¦..
Animal snaps
it makes me so happy, I had to
Most Halloween cat ever
#you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek
Having gone to this University, and having personally played hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center, I guarantee you that NOBODY finds hiders unless they, too, are familiar with the bowels of the HFAC. Once you get down to the practice-room levels, time stops completely and you could walk up the back stair and end up in 1967. The halls change at least 8 times an hour, thereās no way youāre getting back out the same way you came in. When the lights start going off at 10 the whole bottom 3 floors descend into some subsection of the fey realm. I once hid up on the balcony stage access fire-escape thing of a lower-level theater, and 3 faculty walked by under me and not a one of them noticed the hulking, wheezing asthmatic lurking above them, half dangling off a rickety metal ladder that probably wasnāt supposed to be climbed. A fellow hider friend came and found me, and we sat up there for 30 minutes listening to some distant clicking sound before we realized nobody was actually going to find us. We had no cell service, and no internet to reach anyone. We got lost trying to get back out, and once we resurfaced, everyone else was gone, the building was empty, and we just went home to eat ice cream. Nobody knew where we had disappeared to, and nobody bothered to check if we were there before leaving. For all I know, they just assumed we had been lost to the gaping maw of the HFAC basement and when they saw us at church on Sunday it was probably like theyād seen a ghost. None of us ever mentioned it again.
Basically what Iām saying is Campus Police had no hope of finding them in the first place and probably lost an officer or two if they actually conducted a real search, because nobody except Senior art majors or veteran custodians actually knows how to navigate that building and make it out in the same dimension they entered from. Not at 11pm anyway.
me when i get a New Interestā¢ļø that iām excited to share with everyone:
my long-suffering friends and followers:
i love this and feel very called out at the same time