Gingervitis

I row. Im a ginger. Im 24. I reblog pretty much everything i like.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[nuclearspaceheater]

Instead of banning automated facial recognition, why not just normalize concealing your face in public? Then you’re protected from automated and manual facial recognition.

[drethelin]

Fursuits for everyone!

[degenerate-perturbation]

I was thinking permanent worldwide masquerade ball.

[degenerate-perturbation]

Posts that aged poorly

[unpretty]

a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he takes down his manbun to tie a bandana around his head, and takes a flying leap at a flat and featureless cliff. he climbs. fifty feet up, he stops and shoves a fish into his mouth. “there he goes,” her mother says. “he’s going to save us all.”

[unpretty]

“actually link was only the hero of time in–” look buddy if you think i play link as anything other than hero incarnate and reincarnate ad infinitum, knowing no peace because he has only ever been born as opposition, knowing things he should not know and with muscle memory from bodies he no longer has, you have not been paying attention to my predictable ass

[cannibalchicken]

[fish-celestialbody-adjective]

[tinderventure]

When two nerds find each other

[valtsv]

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

[tikkety-tok]

[famosoentrescalles]

[wrnbrn]

[ddemonboy]

[mysharona1987]

[keepingupwiththecullens]

the Cullens: Who is the most emo one?

[liberalsarecool]

#LateStageCapitalism

[homofied]

[pacificnorthwhore]

Oh he’s QUEER

[dr-macadamia-and-his-giraffe]

What is it about him that I find attractive? The see-through shirt? The chaotic energy, like a trickster spirit let loose in a kitchen? The sense of humour? The child-like sense of wonder? The way he looks so comfortable inhabiting himself and being himself? The cooking? The humility of admitting that something tastes good when he was expecting a disaster? The…

[rollhistory]

Hot take: not only is the internet's oversexualisation of the Bard not funny, it actively detracts from the experience of playing as one

[rollhistory]

William Shakespeare WISHES he were constantly oversexualised on the internet

[rollhistory]

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[thelostzelda]

[official-lucifers-child]

the first comic is the sequel to the second comic

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[call-me-emrys]

Well imagine it from Terri’s perspective. She sees a guy wrestling a whole-ass crocodile for funsies and just immediately goes “HIM”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No that’s a perfectly understandable response

[papasmoke]

when me and my friends were kids we’d play yugioh by drawing cards from our decks and putting them next to each other and the kid that drew the card with the cooler art won

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is how I read tarot cards