I'm your dad now

hi i'm tyler this is my tumblr

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[ordinarybureaucrat]

in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[onceiwashere]

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

[onceiwashere]

sometimes i really do like it here

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

This is so fun

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I’m just so happy you’re here

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[memewhore]

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

[skoople]

gerbert: hey do you ever wonder what it would be like if you could be a kite? i do.

[GUTTURAL SHOUT]

[valtsv]

idgaf how much you can bench press what's your bite strength per square inch

[babyface]

[bapouro]

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

[menacebot-deactivated20200324]

this radiates too much heat 

[jenroses]

I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.

[spadesnoir]

Who wants to play a quick match of smooch dogs

[bewbin]

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

[bewbin]

i want my food ONLY prepared by this man

[sacred-portal]

[skopostheorie]

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

[skopostheorie]

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

[skopostheorie]

[skopostheorie]

[tchaikovskaya]

HELLO ??????

[wretched8-deactivated20151105]

[dogboytits]

i hope i dont get super lost while having fun exploring in minecraft

[dogboytits]

by talos this cant be happening

[shittycryptids]

a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else

[defectivegembrain]

that’s just a cat

[axmxz]

literally any cat

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

i think the world is ready to see this one :)