My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:
-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed
-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices
-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.
-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND
Ya know….Scott Adkins works as the faceclaim for any brooding type of alpha in a wolf or A/B/O type story….in fact, a lot of martial artists do-Lewis Tan, Joe Taslim, Andrew Koji, Donnie Yen….just my observation.
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
OKAY remember the rain, havik, reiko and shao being obsessed with you but you have a bf ask? What if the boyfriend was ome of the lin kuei or Kenshi? How would they react? I LOVE THE DRAMA?!?!
yes yes yeees more obsessiveness!!
Word reaches Rain that the object of his vile affection is in arms most warm and burning
He discovers that you and Kuai Liang are not merely friends but lovers most entangled and Rain seethes with infernal rage
How could you love someone like Kuai Liang? An inferior wielder of elements. Someone who couldn't protect you like he can
Rain's aim is to extinguish Kuai Liang's fire. He will do so with storms most rabid and destructive
"That fiery fool will not keep you from me"
"If you hurt him..."
"Hurt him? No, I'm going to destroy him just for you"
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"Where is Kuai Liang, Rain?!"
"Soon to be swallowed by the sea"
"I won't let you harm him!"
It should not be hands of ice that hold you. It should be ones wielding chaos. How dare Bi-Han keep what belongs to Havik away from him
You must not know any better to be in love with the Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei. How silly of you, making Havik this enraged
All will be alright, though, he'll carve the flesh from Bi-Han's bones and make something pretty out of it just for you
You belong to Havik and no one else. He will have you. Bi-Han will be removed and oh how sweet will it be to peel away his icy flesh
"There is my pretty little pet"
"What did you do with Bi-han, Havik?!"
"Oh nothing yet. I want to make sure you are there to see all the fun I have planned for him"
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"You're such a fun little thing...making me want to kill that cryomancer"
"You're insane, Havik! Leave me and Bi-Han alone"
"Ha ha! I love when you play like that. Makes cutting his flesh all the more fun!"
Reiko is absolutely furious that someone from the Lin Kuei has captivated you
How dare a lowly Earthrealm clan take his beloved from him. Reiko will stop at nothing to change this
Finds out rather quickly that your partner's name is Tomas. An orphan just like him but this one weak. Tomas did not deserve you
He will prove himself more worthy for your affections by tearing Tomas' head from his spine and crushing it under his boot
"You think that pathetic smoke wielder can keep you safe?"
"You don't know anything about him, Reiko"
"I know enough to understand he won't put up much fight when I find him"
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"I'll have you soon enough."
"Stay away from me, Reiko"
"Oh but don't you want to know what happened to Tomas?"
There is pure rage when he discovers his conquest is not only with another but with an Earthrealmer
A blind Earthrealmer no less. So weak, so puny...Shao will crush him and mix his blood into theEarth
He will not do it alone. No, Shao still needs to teach you how to be stronger, freer, you will help him
You don't have a choice. This is Shao's will and you were made to obey him, to stand by his side and rule with fury and wrath
"I will kill that weakling Kenshi to show you just how inferior he is"
"You will not touch him!"
"You're right. You and I will destroy him together"
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"Nothing will be left of Kenshi once we are finished with him"
"You're mad to think I would ever hurt him!"
"You will bathe in his blood with me one way or another"
yaaaasss i love me some unrequited obsessions with a mix of jealousy!!!
So, after I fully publish my Scott Adkins story, I have at least three stories also in the works that center around his characters and yes, this will also be published to my Wattpad as well.
Two Yuri Boyka stories and a Barton Geddes(Ip Man 4) story.
*Say what you will about his character in Ip Man 4, Scott Adkins looked damn fine in the US Marine uniform, even if he was a racist bastard*
When you feel like your the only one who likes a celebrity and write about him to fill the void and then hope your friends and followers will read and like it too.....
