Just some shit

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance.

[thehansofoundation]

My sweet baby angels #cats #catsoftumblr #britishshorthair #bandit #levi

[thehansofoundation]

Obsessed with The Independent news website for including this in the titanic sub live updates

[sandmandaddy69]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Not me running up that hill to make a deal with God

[thickness-protection-program]

What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

[sofubis]

座るポケモン+ボールガイ (pokemon center)

[thehansofoundation]

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

it’s a win-win situation

[woodmeat]

them shits could all say $50 id still let it rip

[thehansofoundation]

[thehansofoundation]

When people ask me what I want for my birthday

[thehansofoundation]

@staff

[thehansofoundation]

[lost-caps]

[surprisebitch]

so earlier at lunch, me and my girls were about to find a seat in the cafeteria then this jock douchebag just wolf whistled and went “so which one of you ladies wanna be my valentine this february? and by valentine.. netflix then chill? which is netflix then fuck you?” then my friend Carly got pissed and went “who are you?” and then the friend of that guy was behind and was like “wait wait ladies, he was trying to be nice. i mean what the hell is wrong with a guy whistling to a chick to tell her she looks hot?”. and i was like “that is actually disrespectful. you’re treating women like objects or meat. there’s a better way to compliment women which is not asking them to fuck you.” then he was like “no one was talking to you fag. suck my dick” and my girl friend Britney yelled at him saying, “hey why are you so homophobic? you really think that will make either of us wanna go out with you? it’s the 21st century and macklemore says love is love you prick!” then punched him in the face then i punched him too and said “why do ugly straight guys think that every gay guy wants to fuck them?”. then the other guy was about to strangle me but then my other girl friend Selena tripped the guy then hit his head with the tray which splitted in half. Katie carried the garbage can and threw the contents and the can on their faces. and Lizzy spitted on them and was jumping on the guys’ backs while she was wearing stilettos. then the fuckboys were lying on the cold hard ground™ as we continued kicking them, and my friend Carly was like “next time you call my bestfriend fag, i’ll make sure you wont be able to fertilize again!!!” then everybody in the cafeteria clapped and the cashier treated us lunch

[shesabookyoucantputdown]

This is true I was the cashier

[merstrology]

Britney: Capricorn, Scorpio Carly: Aries, Libra Lizzy: Cancer, Sagittarius Katie: Taurus, Gemini Selena: Leo, Aquarius cashier: Pisces, Virgo

[thehansofoundation]

Is this a scene from scream queens?

[yars]

[lucyleave-deactivated20210126]

[joshpeck]

[greysanatomyfandoms]

[leafcrunch]

*enters my own password* i’m in