🎀vel🎀

DID system AuDHD Bodily 17 run by a velvette fictive

[joeyclaire]

hermey the elf was transgender

[joeyclaire]

female elves:

blond hair and small noses

male elves:

no hair and big noses

hermey:

blond hair and small nose

is a trans man

[joeyclaire]

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

[the-floof-king-deactivated20250]

“No daughter of mine will become a dentist!”

“I’m trans actually”

“No son of mine will become a dentist!”

[bigawatermelon]

the fact that Val and Vel either don't know Vox is 50, or they do know and they bully him relentlessly for being so old

(Vel clearly in her early-to-mid twenties, and me personally seeing Val as 32 at the oldest lol)

he's such their sugar daddy lol

[cringefailvox]

vox putting on val's glasses so gently here, when his full focus at the moment is definitely on alastor, is the crux of vox's side of staticmoth for me. vox trusts val's continued presence in his life so much that both his care and his cruelty are thoughtless. he's so domestic with val in a way that speaks to decades of close-contact and familiarity, and he's careless with val's feelings in the exact same way—not because he doesn't love val, but because he does and his ego is the size of the moon which val knows and loves and forgives vox for even to his own detriment

[lovinacutegame]

Alastor looks like a kid bro

[assybi]

I accidentally keep forgetting I have a Tumblr

[porterdavis]

[karinyosa]

id:

text post by @attorneyryan, reads as follows:

this advice might save your life:

don't make small talk with cops. it makes ZERO difference if you have "nothing to hide."

don't trust cops. they don't know the law and they're legally allowed to lie to you.

NEVER consent to a search. no matter how innocent you are.

NEVER make a deal with cops. they do not have ANY legal authority to offer you a plea deal. they're trying to trick you into making a false confession.

many innocent people can be saved by this advice.

end id.

[pizzaplouf]

It's been a really long time since I posted anything. But Hazbin Hotel rekindled my passion. Thank you Velvette ! And thank you @vivziepop for this incredible show !

This music should be the main theme of Velvette ✨

[cringefailvox]

you just can't stay mad at those faces

[chungledown-bimothy]

reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

[nojglisrenaissance]

I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude

[cecil-speaks]

reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.

Its me reblog to tell me that

[bigawatermelon]

just occurred to me that not only was Vox the token white boy in the room

he's also the old man of the group. Alastor (mid-20s to mid-30s) would be peer-aged to Val and Vel

Vox was 50 (or pushing it) when he died, so old enough to be their father...

he never stood a chance, he was always going to be odd one out. bringing Alastor home to meet his (business) partners was the worst thing he could have done.

[miyuskye]

"So, you just think, what colour is Vox? The answer is Vox colour."

...and all that romantic sht about seeing the colour of your lifelong partner's soul ❤️

[rincewinds-hat]

i need velvette saying "divorce, babes, divorce"

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

good luck to anyone who struggles around the holidays. sending some love.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

still true in 2025. much love, 2018 me.

[wazzi2ya]

Wait, did Val change his attire because he can no longer use his burnt wing as a coat?

[forthedevilssake]

Velvettes height changes so much because she’s able to switch out different parts of her body cause she’s a doll and she changes them depending on whatever look she’s going for. She knew she wanted to be able to stand on the table in the overlord meeting while making eye contact with everyone else but a lot of the time she’ll use her 6/7ft pieces because it’s the most convenient

[3liza]

usa: you do not need to go to the post office to mail a package

you can order priority mail shipping boxes and envelopes in any size from store.usps.com for free. if you do not have a printer, you can buy them with the postage already paid on them. the postal service will deliver these boxes to your house. you can pack your item into the box at home, then go back to usps.com and schedule a time for the mailman to pick the package up from your house. this is also free. you do not have to visit the post office at any point in this process. if you use flat rate mailers you also do not need to weigh anything.

i have to explain this to people about 20 times a year, no joke. it is some sort of anti post office conspiracy that everyone thinks you have to buy shipping boxes and then drive to the post office and stand in line to mail things. you do not. shipping mailers and boxes are 100% free. priority mail service or above (and prices are now adjusted to the point that its usually pointless not to use priority mail) entitles you to a free pickup, and if you have even one priority mail package to ship, you can ask for all your other packages to be picked up on the same trip too.

if you are shipping JUST books, use Media Mail. its very cheap

[mildmayfoxe]

you don’t have to have priority mail to schedule a pickup btw! you can schedule a pickup for free regardless of type of mail. they’ll even pick up a stack of stamped envelopes! (usps will also deliver you stamps. you have to buy them but they deliver them for free.) i never go to the post office and i am constantly mailing all kinds of things

[rat-rambles]

I will say that Vox is completely at Vals mercy right here and he's not stressed about it. Thats alot if trust.