playing video game
game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon
me: but it ugly

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@theartofmadeline

if i look back, i am lost
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macklin celebrini has autism
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
KIROKAZE
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$LAYYYTER
Xuebing Du
Cosimo Galluzzi

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

blake kathryn
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@thehermerner
playing video game
game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon
me: but it ugly
What does this even mean
It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects
Want cranberry juice
Fuck blue lives
Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day
the perfume department
I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.
Gotta make sure they work
channel your inner crab
where can I get your blood?
it’s free but you have to catch me
As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.
Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running
First mod done
Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!
he ASCENDS
@bookishdruid
Finally
nice
nice
old people on facebook posts should be in the moma
oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,my god