What.

yo.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I think LGBT people need to be meaner again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

this has only been up for like 3 hours i think we have a consensus

[tpanda073]

yk when someone’s telling a joke but they keep stopping because they’re laughing too hard and then you start laughing even though you don’t know what for or why.....love

[letseatpasta]

[anus]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud you're actually helping me pass my class. I researched how to write a transcript because of your stupid intro video, and now I'm using those skills to write a transcript for my Psychology class. Thanks. :)

To understand why this is legitimately fucking hilarious, you’ve got to watch the public intro video on patreon.com/gaud that i posted with a request for someone to write a transcript.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No, I swear the link is not a rickroll

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Or a joke site, or some other place that isn’t patreon. That is the real patreon link.

[dreams-of-future]

youve cried wolf, good gaud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

For fuck’s sakes that is the patreon link! Yes I tortured ya’ll on before and had fun doing it, but that up there is the real patron link. It takes you to my real patron account, where you can give real money to support my shitposting (terrible idea) or view video content, or just say hi if you like! That is the real link.

[inconsistentgravity-deactivated]

No it’s the actual link. You are safe in your clicking

[little-red-riding-grimm]

Me waiting for the rickroll, expecting the rickroll:

Me after clicking the link:

[cewn]

[fox-sanguinis]

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[menomica]

[abrieftasteoflove-deactivated20]

[adultwednesdayadams]

Something Rotten!

[ariaste]

omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.

[once-upon-a-reblog]

OH MY WORD

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

YES.

[catdaggers]

@tinydadman

[bambis-baby]

I REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME IT COMES ON MY DASH AN I HAVE LOVED IT EVERY TIME

[lunarlegend11]

@queenof-starwars-and-otherthings @cooliogirl101 @blackkatmagic @shanatical @goaskalice137

[burntcopper]

…we also know that this actor and director’s entire direction for this was ‘CHANNEL TIM CURRY’

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Describe Your Inner Landscape

(i used to do this mental exercise in therapy where i would envision my inner mental landscape as a physical place, and describe it to myself. It was surprisingly useful in helping me identify my emotions, struggles, overall wellbeing etc. Share yours in the notes if you want)

[lagonegirl]

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

[reqsketch]

I just need you guys to see how cool my brother is rn

[batshifteight]

“people always talk about the naruto run but they never talk about the kingdom hearts run” [THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP]

[angelicguy]

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

[femcassidy]

Christians didn’t do that...

bruh

[eldriitchmurmurs]

i dont even know what this is about but yes they did

[morphmaker]

Sirius’s cave in Goblet of Fire

[dailydnp]

[noechointhevoid-deactivated2015]

[ehtabar-deactivated20151105]

[supersighyan-deactivated2016113]

[noshitloki]

IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE

IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.

[shadowstep-of-bast]

BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS

[impishtubist]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

[thereal-tsuki-llama-blog]

This is a really cool site…

[made-in-manetheren]

What an awesome way to get started or recharge or play around or experiment or…OK it’s good for all the writing things :D

[violetwylde]

Ok. This is cool af!

[paialovespie]

One of the coolest writing prompt ideas I’ve ever seen.

[petermorwood]

Looks like an excellent springboard for short stories, too.