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cellarspirit

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

crabussy

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

devotedgossamerreader

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

crabussy

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

dragongirlbunny

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

dragongirlbunny

i mean average sized bomb

maidthings

she's kinda. y'know. *mimes sucking a dick but i gag and actually puke in real life*

gastropods

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

commander-ledi

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

yugirimistwalker

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

fungoidz-deactivated20200705

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

cutecipher

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

cutecipher

its unsanitary

jadeharleyinc

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

plushdablush

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

somefishycat

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

bug-yogurt

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

matikanetannhauser

Eat shit and die

mambo

boredlamb-da

Visit Original Link

demilypyro

I want to be in more yuri people need to draw me kissing girls

demilypyro

SOPHIA?

evilgirlmechanicock

It's crazy how many women in Deadlock look like absolute coked up perverts (/pos) and then you throw Paige in there and she's this absolutely stacked nerd who's out here talking about King Arthur and not realizing her ass is in a different zip code and all these women like Silver and Holliday and Mina are looking at her like a dog that managed too get into the kitchen without supervision during Thanksgiving dinner

evilgirlmechanicock