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Same. :)

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(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)
Same. :)
I liked the Fifty Shades films...
That unexpected feeling when youāre watching a funny film and then something hits close to home and kicks you in the soft parts.
So, yeah
Christmas has been weird.
A couple of years ago, my mum was diagnosed with early onset Alzheimerās. It sucks. Like, so much. My sis and I noticed things but shrugged them off for a while. Then recently my mum got shingles. Knocked her sideways and rapidly accelerated her decline.
Cut to Christmas Eve. Dad says heās had a call from the docs about a DNR for mum. Said heād have to talk to us. So, weāve talked. We think we know what he wants to do, but he just wants our blessing? Permission? I donāt know.
Weāve agreed that whilst itās not pleasant nor what we ultimately want, that weāre okay. If anything should happen, what sort of life would we be bringing her back to? Thereās no cure. Sheās going downhill fast. Itās not like weāre okaying euthanasia. Itās just if something happens, we donāt want to bring her back for selfish reasons. Hell, at this point there is little to no semblance of our mum left. She doesnāt know who I am.
Tell me. What makes you so special? I like to think itās because of my perky nipples.
So thereās this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And Iām sitting there sweating because like⦠Iām wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and heās the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say āI can and will kill youā. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes,Ā āSo. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?ā
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went,Ā āYou get it.ā
I said,Ā āYep.ā He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if sheās gay. I told him he should ask her because thatās not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (sheās bi) and that both of us have a shot. I saidĀ āYou more than me.ā because heās attractive and popular.Ā
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked,Ā āBecause Iām tall?ā
So this isnāt lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said āThis would be easier with a wrenchā
And deadass, dudebro said āHang onā and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didnāt say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because itās a pretty good book, and he went āYes!ā Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went ācool I think Iām having oneā
And I was like what the fuck Colin weāre in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test heās stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like⦠smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though heās almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I donāt have that many) and fistbumped me and said, āYou always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?ā
And honestly yāall, I wouldāve started crying if he hadnāt sneezed and accidentally smacked me
#dead
Dean + shirtless || for deansabsā
Bloodied and beautiful
some gay bantz from eddie izzard & alan carr
#i LOVE when famous gay ppl talk exactly like me and my gay friends
To watch later
#let him rest
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) || Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
This is exactly how tense all teachers feel on a school trip. Or maybe itās just me...
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itĀ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceā¢ļø that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50ās. The analogy itself.
Itās all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winningā¢ļø
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Hereās the āhorse loose in a hospitalā bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT
Itās been a while since Iāve looked at any Egyptian iconography so my brain malfunctioned upon seeing the falcon and I spent a couple of minutes trying to figure out whatĀ āHorus Horus Rasputinā means
Hail to the sun god, heās a real fun god,
i taught swim lessons and preschool, do yāall wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names iāve ever seen?
iāve met at least a dozen children named some form ofĀ ājacksonā but the best ones wereĀ ājaxonā andĀ ājaksonāĀ
a parent who i really liked named her sonĀ ājaycobā because she was worried people wouldnāt pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled itĀ ājacobā she would loudly and obnoxiously askĀ āWHOāS JAH-KOBE?āĀ
two siblings namedĀ āthorā andĀ ātiaraā
i once had a classroom with four girls namedĀ ābrooklynā
if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee iāve met every single one of them
twin girls named paisley and brinley
a girl named reader
a boy named rocko
keighleey
kayde
kolten
if it can start with aĀ ākā instead of aĀ ācā i have met that child
brittalynnĀ
i taught a swim class with three girls namedĀ ālondonā but only one of them was spelledĀ ālundonā and i know my boss did that to me on purpose
a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden
and speaking of hayden, iāve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydonĀ
according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie
lakelyn, blakelynnĀ
this is white culture
I had a student named Branch.
I once had pair of siblings named Hunter and Tanner. I really wanted them to have a sister named Fawn.
I had a Clark and Ophelia that were a bit unusual in the naming department.
And I had every single imaginable version of a girlās name staring with āMad-ā and every single imaginable version of a boyās name ending in ā-adenā
Momās a teacher. So far her best/worst white kid names:
āDamion with a Yā according to the parent. Daymion? Damyon? Nope. Damiony. The Y is silent, said parent
A girl named Free. Maybe not that bad on its own, but the girlās last name was Love
A boy named Calup because his mom couldnāt spell Caleb
the y is silenty
please remember that itās important not to shame or make fun of the children for their names. hate the parents for making shit decisions, but donāt make a child feel bad for something they had absolutely zero control over or say in. bullying children for their names can terrorize and traumatize them.
scold the parents though. just not in front of the kids.
Am I weird for not understanding why shame and scolding are necessary for parents choosing mildly amusing kidsā names? Theyāre not actually doing anythingā¦..wrong? Are they? Why are we shaming people for something thatās not wrong?
All of this is true. But also, the looks on Muslim students faces when I, a white woman, correctly pronounce their names first try is something special. Like, bish, I was born and have lived for most of my life, in Bradford...
no offense but two characters running from the authorities and then one of them pulls the other in a dark, small alley to shake them off and theyāre both breathing hard and thereās not much space there and theyāre looking at each other while trying to hold back chuckles and one of them brings their finger to their lips playfully in a āshhhā motion while smirking and oh no now theyāre looking at one anotherās lips and one of them whispers āi think the coast is clear now. we could leave.ā and the other says āyeah. we could.ā but theyāre still looking at the other personās lips and neither make a move to go and they can feel each otherās breath against their skin and. y eah
Iād like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
fuckin MOOD
I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art
pfffffffft nooooo I didnāt just learn this song on ukulele⦠at midnightā¦
Lyrics:Ā
Iāve tried, tried, tried And Iāve tried even moreĀ Iāve Cried, Cried, Cried And I canāt recall what for Iāve pressed, Iāve pushed, Iāve yelled, Iāve begged In hope of some success Ā But the inevitable fact is that It never will impressĀ
Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Ā My fucks have runneth dry,Ā Iāve tried to go fuck shoppingĀ But thereās no fucks left to buy Ā Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Though more fucks Iāve tried to get,Ā Iām over my fuck budget and Iām now in fucking debtĀ
I strive, strive, striveĀ To get everything doneĀ Iāve played by all the rules But Iāve very rarely won, Iāve smiled, Iāve charmed, Iāve wooed Iāve laughed, Alas to no avail Iāve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!
Iāve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, Iāve been hunting for my fucks all day, But theyāve upped and fucked off home, Iāve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, Iāve rallied my fuck army but Itās been fucking defeated!Ā
The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense Iāve exhausted all my energyĀ For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgementĀ Has now begun to gall And Iāve come to realise that IĀ Donāt give a fuck at all!
Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off Theyāve refused to fucking stay! Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane Theyāve come back round and passed me While theyāre fucking off again!
Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, Iāve planned many projects But my fucks wonāt be involved! Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, Theyāve fucked off from the building And I donāt know where they went!Ā
Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Iāve no more fucks,Ā Iāve no more fucks,Ā Iāve no more fucks to give!
Good news folks itās on Spotify!!!
im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post
OMG SOMEONE ADDED THE LYRICS
This song makes me so happy.
@deadcatwithaflamethrower
Have you seen this?
Also is it just me or does this feel like a theme song to RE: Obi-wan and Nizarās lives that repeats at semi-regular intervals?
Iām so glad this was waiting in my inbox this morning.
I love this song so much!