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oldfarmerbillswife

Miranda de Pencier, Jonathan Crombie and Schuyler Grant on a break while filming “Anne of Green Gables”

loveofromance

He is handsome. But I think your Gilbert is awfully bold to wink at a strange girl.

greengableslover

Gilbert Blythe + looking at Anne

literaetures

some of you haven’t seen pride and prejudice (2005) and it shows

mindfulwrath

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

fallingtowers

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

twofingerswhiskey

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

antiblackness-archive

lotrlocked

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

notreewaits-deactivated20200806

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

llywela13

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

winter-seance

msmarvel

#okay but THIS#THIS is why hydra made him wear that fucking mask#secret identity my ass#you gonna be scared of that face? hell no#control your face son

unicornempire

Lol - With the mask, he’s a deadly unstoppable stomping machine

No mask, he’s a scared labrador that got lost in a grocery store and can’t ????

queen-of-the-merry-men

Am I the only one who really wants Holt and Kevin to have a daughter?

And by that I don’t mean I want him and Kevin to adopt.

I mean I want it to be an average day at the precinct when Holt walks out of his office with a young woman. They shake hands, bid goodbye and Jake walks over to ask who she is.

“Who’s that? Someone from city hall?”

And Holt just casually replies. “No that’s my daughter.”

And everyone in the bullpen just stops, stunned. Because he’s never mentioned it before, ever, even in passing.

“You have a daughter?”

“Yes, her name is Claire, she is 24 years of age and studying at Jon Hopkins.”

Everyone turns to look at Amy who’s frantically flipping through six, thick binders, freaking out because she has not even a footnote on Claire’s existence!

mnemonicpneumaticknife

Charles: Amy, how do you not know this? Doesn’t the captain have photos of his daughter?

Jake: Yeah, I thought you investigated everyone that’s breathed the same air as the captain in an effort to bond with him.

Amy: I thought she was his notary!

*cut away*

Holt: Here is your certificate confirming you completed volume one of my mentorship program.

Amy: Thank you Captain! So official, it’s even notarized!

Holt: Yes. Here is a photograph of the notary, Claire.

Amy: Oh, I saw her in a photo with you and Kevin, I was wondering what your relationship was. Did she notarize your marriage certificate?

Holt: *looks at watch* Given that it is 30 seconds after official work hours I will permit this single personal question. Yes she did.

*cut back*

Jake: You didn’t think it was weird he had a photo of his notary on his phone? Wait, no. That’s the sort of thing I wouldn’t have questioned either.

cyberscully

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.