I'm Losing My Mind But This Time It's Funny

Lily, 27, she/her, ace as hell. We are on a 24/7 Leviathan Lockdown in here

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[franziskavonkurma]

Look at them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[ngalitzine]

DOECHII for Cosmo ✨ (2025)

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[astriiformes]

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

[astriiformes]

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

[halles-comet]

You should be able to kill Val from the birdcage using that immersive-movie black mirror tech. Just walk into the story and say I don’t care that you are adhering to the social norms of 1996 Florida you do not speak to your fathers that way and then you end him right there on the South Beach sidewalk

[first-few-desperate-hours]

Visit Original Link

[greatviolenceonthatthang]

[inthedarktrees]

I need these!

Chris Fleming & Matthew Rhys

“Emergency Shelter” | Widow’s Bay 1x09

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[butchniqabi]

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[dialogic]

Are any of your narrative parallels blonde

I am not blonde and have no blonde narrative parallels

I am not blonde and have one blonde narrative parallel

I am not blonde and have two or more blonde narrative parallels

I am blonde and have no blonde narrative parallels

I am blonde and have one blonde narrative parallel

I am blonde and have two or more blonde narrative parallels

Walter White voice “katia what the fuck are you talking about”

Voting ended onJun 13

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.