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herainsorcia

Got tagged in this by @j7nkovich, shortened the post down some to make it easier to see on the dash lol.

Let's get to know each other + cure the boredom a little.

Hair Color: Brown, want to die it Reddish again

Favorite Color: Green, any shade of it.

Favorite Drink: Green Apple Soda lol

One thing you love about yourself: My eyes 👀

If you could be any animal, what would you be? Oooo I'm gonna go American Kestrel or fox personally.

Dream place to visit: Japan to see Mt. Fuji

What's one thing you're looking forward to right now? Blackfrost (The Long Dark 2), GTA 6 lol, working on my fanfics, seeing TombQuest and Poe Party Musical on Digital

Your biggest dream: To be a published author.

Song that's permanently on your repeat:

(cheating and listing top 3 and more lol)

Top bands are Marianas Trench, Set it Off, Arrows in Action, Voilà, and The Band CAMINO.

Songs currently on repeat:

(also @j7nkovich love Paralyzer on your list, banger.)

No pressure tag game:

@kursed-curtain @squirrelsrainyday @expriexp @hylianworrier @parkouringrabbit @itinerantginger-blog @pretty-sick-actually @thetimeb4stard

kursed-curtain

Me here :)

Hair Color: Well I think it's black but others say it's brown. With little silvery streaks, like tinsel! Must be a genetic thing idk

Favorite Color: any variation of Orange & Blue! Gold is an orange to me

Favorite Drink: Lemonade 🍋

One thing you love about yourself: Been smiling a lot over my own art as of recently ^^ I'm proud of where I'm at!!

If you could be any animal, what would you be?: I'm oupy :)) maybe like a Pomeranian

Dream place to visit: hah I've already been to NYC... But I wanna go again and see smth on Broadway!!

What's one thing you're looking forward to right now?: College!! Seeing my roomies! Decorating my dorm :)!

Your biggest dream: producing an indie game!

Song that's permanently on your repeat:

Well if I say the actual answer it'll spoil my animatic I'm working on ... So uhhhh... This works!

Tagging @tr3ble-magg0ts @cockroachbutferal @maxtrash101 @insoucianceart and anyone else who sees this and wants to play :3c

maxtrash101

Thanks for taging me kursed hehehehe :3

This is fun since I have so much crippling Anxiety when I comes to soclizing on Tumblr lol!!

But uhhh let's get this a move on shall we?

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Hair color: Dark brown with currently red faded banges which makes it look orangey, useally I dye the front of my hair blond and let it fade lol. I want to dye my side shaves but that will be difficult to make sure it doesn't get anywhere else lol. I'll probably have my husband do it lol

Favorite color: Cyan!!! I specifically like it cause CYM the best color wheel imo hehe. But a nice crimson red and a light or gold yellow work, I also love yellowish lime... But that's cause Wilbur cross has rotted my brain...

Favorite drink: uhhh honestly I drink a lot of water, but I love stewant's cream soda, strawberry ramune and strawberry fanta along with sometimes drinking chocolate milk or milk shakes

One thing I love about myself: my personality to be honest. I know I do a lot or talk a lot, but I'm happy with how I am personality wise yvdjbugdd and a lot of my friends like me for my personality (I believe lol?) (You kinda have to like someone's personality in order to wanna be around them lol)

If you could be any animal, what would it be: uhh few people have described me as a raccoon, rat, fox, goat, deer but if I could be any animal I'd have to go with fox honestly cause they probably have the best chance of survival in their lives compared to like all of the other animals I like. Sorry rats lol

Dream place to visit: honestly I always wanna go everywhere, so I'd have to all over the world but to be exact I'd have to say new jersey for the FNAF location dawg....

What are you looking forward to right now: uhhhh a lot honestly, I'm looking forward to getting dignoised soon, I'm looking forward to FNAF world 2, I'm looking forward to miss holloween and the real Freddy's location in new jersey heheh

Btw I wanna let yall know I am a FNAF 2 og. I did not get excited over it recently. I've been a fucking die hard fan for years. I watched dantdm play it, I've watched ftgtvee play it. I've watched a lot people play it. I have personally played it my self on my phone on my laptop. Gegrggrgrg I love FNAF world. FNAF world and FNAF sl are my home.

Your biggest dream: currently is to start coding so I can make my game Showtime! (Renaming in progress lol-). But I also wanna help make my partners dreams for their characters real, I wanna make all of my friends dreams real as well; thats the big future tho lol

Songs permanently on your repeat:

Gotta be honest..

^> honestly any FNAF song by jt music lol

^> THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING GOOD INTRO. IDC THAT IT'S A INTRO. I WANT MORE SONGS LIKE THIS. GRGGRGRG

^> reminds me of me and my brother oc lore, this is just in general a really good song

Song your currently have on repeat:

^> such a Eddie chip lucky song and my friend has me feral for the ship Goldgaurd so, yeah I'm normal dhubdugf (Goldgaurd is Eddie chiplucky x bruno)

^> ... Please don't comment...

^> Recommended by someone on my wilbur blog and it's really fucking good.

^> I honestly listen to whatever is trending.... And this is currently trending on tiktok I believe lol

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Cutely tags: @ello-its-slimegoat , @sagecollarbones , @parkerleavemealone to continue the train but they ain't gotta no pressure hehe

sagecollarbones

First off thnks for the tag max and ALSO the goldenguard mention :P #MYship

Hair color ;; Black fading into red (recently dyed lmao)

Favorite color ;; Brown, I rhink!!!

Favorite drink ;; Black rasberry dr pepper

think i love abt myself ;; mh eyes r axtually great

any animal ;; GERMAN SHEPHERD BLEHHB

dream place to visit ;; litwrally anywhere iutside the U.S.

what am i looking forward to? ;; graduation (two years away but i’m waiting), the next season of iasip

biggest dream ;; making an animated show actually! still working on the basics of animation part tho

songs currently on loop ;;

Sleeping on the Blacktop is just generally one of my favorite songs always

Sedated presently has me the OPPOSITE of sedated #lovingit

bloodstream’s just a fucking banger

bark like a god and dog eat dog . i like dogs and dog metaphors and dog imagery as a representation of literally anything ever

why did you run? is a song my dad put me on

cutely tags @thelastuntman <3

thelastuntman

appreciate the tag!!

hair color - dark brown with blonde highlights!

favorite color - green, almost any shade! i like #454B1B, #355E3B (if any of you recognize that one hello spn and the boys fandom), and #8A9A5B would have to be my favorites!

favorite drink - guaraná antarctica (the zero sugar one SPECIFICALLY.)

thing i love about myself - my hair, most of the time!

any animal - red fox. dream place to visit - the UK! kinda basic ik guys. 😞 either that or go back to hawai’i

something i’m looking forward to - starting my med course! future doctor right here heh. biggest dream - ouhhh. ok this is a hard one. realistically, become a neurosurgeon! NOT realistically (and fulfilling 9 year old me’s dream) would be meeting tommyinnit in person lmao. i was a dream smp WARRIOR😭.

songs!! i fully recommend listening to these if you haven’t already! :

OKAY! so, first off for the twentyonepilots TRUST ME when i say the live version has to be the version you listen to. the original is great too, but i’m specifically talking about the live version. also twilight fans know about decode. let’s be real now.

watch the throne is one of my favorite albums of ALL time. masterpiece after masterpiece after masterpiece. it’s amazing. and who are we without a little fall out boy. so i put that in there too.

graves-yard

Colt jokingly telling Dan him and Jody are going to start directing and filming OF content as a side gig.

"Sigh if only we already knew someone."

"I volunteer"

"What?"

"Did I fucking STUTTER?"

Dan when he hears that Colt was going to be the one in front of the camera and not Jody:

graves-yard

Colt Seavers I’ve always loved you so glad your stupid autistic brother is bringing your movie to light

Here’s a shitty drawing that i just wanted to draw

quinnduck

Reporter: is it ever strange being the one man who looks just like Tom Ryder?

Colt: I dunno, just part of the job. I did have an identical twin though

Reporter: Oh?

Colt: Yea but they got him.

Reporter: …they what-

Colt: I liked him too

thelastuntman

Yeah they fucking got him.

#the fall guy #coltland au #coltland twins #ryland grace #colt seavers #project hail mary

graves-yard

evil thought

colt opening up to grace about how he’s kind of unsure about his gender and doesn’t know wtf is going on with him. grace who’s like “okay!!! :D just keep me updated if i have a brother or a sister!!!” colt who starts experimenting with labels and pronouns while grace starts working on stratts vat but he’s still trying his best to support colt from afar

colt who finally starts to embrace himself as a he/him lesbian but grace isn’t there to see it. grace is off saving the world. and maybe colt is selfish but he wants grace here instead celebrating colt.

colt as a grumpy old lady getting a recording marked specifically for him after the beetles come back of grace rambling about the things colt had also been lost about the last time they saw each other and then backing up and showing off a dress he she found with ilyukhinas stuff

Colt would be PISSED. But after like. A couple months because he’d be crying every single time he watched it or even thought of the videos. Then after he gets used to the idea that his sister is out there and was savior of the universe basically. She’d think about it every now and then like.

“Fucking show off. Taking my gender and EVERYTHING”

thelastuntman

this is sweet okay wow. love this guys this is good shit

#coltland twins #transfem grace #transfem colt #just can’t stop twinning I guess..

stiffyck

CRIMINAL lack of wheelchair Colt in this fandom.

Have yall watched the movie? that man is NOT walking without pain after all that.

thelastuntman

Hated that wheelchair (I still have to use it sometimes🫩.)

#colt seavers #the fall guy #oh and also my brother ryland hi ry

so. good morning everyone I was just graced with the instagram feed of doom and despair.

i got hit with mutated grace!au art to “you are my destiny” and then fucking art of bloodymary to “from eden” by hozier and then a sad reel with “mystery of love” from call me by your name on it. im sobbing. its 7am please im trying to drink my morning coffee in PEACE

#bloodymary #instagram is making me miserable #please send help

ominousonionring

the four horsemen ryland grace ships

Aroace grace in aerospace

g a y (but only for markiplier)

Eva Stratt's Lapdog ™

"whys that boulder kinda hot..."

ryemiffie

Basically how Stratt met Court in the coltlandgentry astronauts au.

Stratt: Courtland Gentry, the infamous Sierra Six, I'm going to need you to come with me, we're throwing your brother a family reunion so that he's less depressed and gets back to work. Come on we already have your other family member in the car.

Court: Which one?

Stratt: The mouthy one.

Court: You have Ryland in the car!?

Stratt: No, the other mouthy one.

Court: You have uncle Holland in the car!?

Stratt: What no, the other other mouthy one. Colt, we have Colt in the car.

Court: Oh Colt is actually the nice one.

Stratt: I thought Lars was the nice one??

Court: Nah he's a secret freak, Colt is the nice one.

Hours later on the Vat:

Stratt with five cups of coffee: I hate your fucking family.

Ryland: ???

yourlocalartghost

Right, so let me get this straight [cw/tw mention of child abuse]:

Ryland Grace [Project Hail Mary] and Colt Seavers [the Fall Guy] are identical twins and their older brother is Courtland Gentry -aka Six- [the Grey Man] with an about 7 year age difference. But their surname is originally Gentry for all three of them (later on Ryland gave himself their mother’s maiden name 'Grace' and 'Seavers' is Colt’s stage name). Their mother died giving birth to the twins which made their father -who already was an angressive man- abusive, so mostly Court raised the twins.

Later when the twins were 8 y/o and Court 15 y/o, for some twisted reason their father tried to drown Ryland in the bathtub. In order to save him, Court had to take their father’s gun and shoot him. He was separated from the twins by the police and was sentenced to 35 years in prison. At 22 he was approached by the CIA and they faked his death to recruit him into the Sierra Program, the cover story was that he “died in a prison riot”. The Grey Man movie plot happens and at some point he dates Tangerine [Bullettrain] (not a RyGos).

Meanwhile, after Court’s arrest, the Coltland twins get adopted by their estranged uncle (on their father’s side) Holland March [the Nice Guys] who is in an established relationship with Jackson Healy and has his canonical daughter Holly become sorta like a half-sister to the twins. They might at some point meet their cousin (on their mother’s side) Lars Lindstrom [Lars & the Real Girl] who might be dating Driver [Drive].

Then the plot for the Fall Guy happens. Ryland may or may not have a fling with Tom Ryder (depending on who you ask). After that Colt gets back together with Jody (canon). Then Ryland gets recruited by Stratt and gets launched into space, leaving only an unread voice message behind for Colt. During his coma on the way to Tau Ceti, Ryland dreams up Ken [Barbie]. Then in space he meet his platonic soulmate Rocky and later on the way to Erid, they pick up Simon [Iron Lung] whom Ryland gets into a queerplatonic relationship with.

Is that it? Did I miss anything?

Update/edit: Apparently, Tangerine and Tom Ryder are both played by Aaron Tyler-Johnson so they are twins as well and get to be like honorary members or smth. Also, everyone unanimously agreed that Driver’s real name is Casey.

thelastuntman

thats. weirdly accurate holy crap that’s amazing (project Hail Mary to rygos cinematic universe pipeline is the ONLY reason I know about even half of the people on this list thank you lord🥹🙏)

#coltlandgentry #uncle holland march #goslingverse #coltland twins #marchly #sixerine #bloodymary #sundaydriving

themockturtle-soundfrench

So we agreed that Grace and Simon?

thelastuntman

yes. absolutely

upsettitauceti

Grace and Simon? What about Rocky and Grace? lmao

thelastuntman

LMAO

i can also see that though (but who is who is the question…./silly) lowk! what im thinking about is the ‘there’s life on Adrian’ scene where Rocky’s going fucking insane trying to get Grace to understand his brain is functioning at like delayed reaction time it’s so funny

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian #rocky phm #“LIFE IS REASON LIFE IS REASON!!” “yeah rock that’s… what’d you say?”

idgabuck

Had a silly idea for an AU where it’s a PHM AU where the crew lives but all three of them get transported into the iron lung universe.

Can you imagine?

thelastuntman

saw this and my first thought was “cramming 4 people into the sm-13 sounds really funny” but then i realized you probably didn’t mean that lmao 🥹

idgabuck

Little streamer Simon cuteness/ a little angst because I’ve been so busy with HSH that I miss talking about them.

(Side note: when Grace works as a teacher his students don’t know he’s genderfluid as he wears typically masculine clothing)

A newly out trans girl comes into Grace’s class wearing a skirt and is really excited and Grace compliments her and Grace ends up hearing some older kids pointing and giggling and he watches as the trans girl sinks in on herself and mumbles something sadly to herself. Grace obviously goes to tell of the kids who did that.

The next day to help the trans girl feel welcomed in their classroom, Grace comes to school wearing a skirt and some earrings and a little bit of makeup, not their usual amount they wear at home. Simon is proud of his partner for feeling brave enough to do that especially for a kid.