The Magpie Witches Corner

this has just become my crackhead posts ok?

[ilikereadingthisiswhatilike]

The Ghoul/Cooper Howard

The Library (X) = Smut

No. Not again. Not you. @the-faceless-bride Summary: The Ghoul of the wasteland had accepted the man he once was is dead. He isn't caring. Isn't loving. Isn't feeling. Friendship, companionship, partnership... love? Wasn't for him. Not anymore. But all that comes crashing down when he meets you... you brought something back from the dead.. though it isn't as 'good' as it used to be... Warnings: None Special Tag: None

Animal Instinct @ghoulbrain Summary: When you're both ambushed by raiders, Cooper comes to understand the lengths he'll go to keep you safe. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

Jealousy @bountydroid Summary: The sweet reader is always doing unnecessary favors for him, like secretly giving him discounts on rad away and supplies, taking care of dog meat, and getting him information on bounties. Until he brings along Lucy, misunderstanding the whole situation, the reader’s heart breaks thinking the worst and slowly stops trying and acting cold and distant, making Cooper notice that the only tolerable person he has ever known in this god forsaken world is ignoring him. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

On the Surface @moonlitdesertdreams Summary: Lucy knew traveling with the Ghoul would be tough, but no one told her it would be so... weird. Especially when he stops to pick up another companion along the way. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

stormy weather. @villainsoftheweek Summary: you and the Ghoul have tried to kill each other, forget each other, outrun each other — and failed every time. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

lacy, oh lacy… @sexy-monster-fucker (X) Summary: Lucy has just joined the group and the Reader is growing jealous of how Cooper acts around her.. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

Mine @midryss (X) Summary: Immortal and disfigured as a result of surviving a vault, you become the monster society expects you to be. But in a constant battle to survive the wasteland, you form a strange relationship with the fierce cowboy Ghoul along the way. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

songbird @buryustogether Summary: you used to be a singer in your vault - that skill comes in handy when you least expect it, and least want to use it. but who are you to say no when cooper tells you to sing for him? Warnings: None Special Tag: None

As A Dog @ghoulfuckersincorporated Summary: The Ghoul and reader traveling together. She's a brat but loyal as a dog to that man. They get into a pretty bad fight and she storms off and he's too proud to follow after her, struggling with coming to terms that he's actually soft for her even though he's mean as hell. She finds him some days later, with her tail tucked between her legs. He's not surprised, comparing her to a female dog Warnings: intimacy issues, angst, insecurity, slightly fucked conceptions of love and loyalty, pet play-ish activity, hard drug use, forced intoxication Special Tag: None

Unnamed @forever-rogue Summary: None Warnings: None Special Tag: None

Hand That Feeds @plutoswritingplanet Summary:The Ghoul takes up a bounty that has been gathering dust for quite some time. You, bored out of your mind, decide getting kidnapped might be the perfect way to entertain yourself. Both of you bite off more than you can chew. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

Only for you, darlin @your-averagewriter Summary: Cooper heads into town in search for some RadAway for you when he stumbles upon a cute gift Warnings: None Special Tag: None

bewildered @htchnr Summary: Reader asks to borrow his hat to keep the sun out of her eyes and maybe Lucy is there just watching in disbelief as he actually loans reader it for a while Warnings: None Special Tag: None

Take the damn shot @moonlitdesertdreams Summary: A single quiet day in the saloon is all you wanted. But somehow, your Ghoul partner is pulling his gun and you're covered in another person's blood. Honestly, it's just typical. Warnings: None Special Tag: None

no use cryin' over spilled milk @ghoulphile (X) Summary: being an experiment from vault 4 where you may be the first rad resistant human pregnant with a possibly rad resistant baby, and you come across the ghoul who helps you get to a safe place but then he gets attached with you and the baby Warnings: None Special Tag: None

A Helping Hand @roseghoul26 (X) Summary: A discussion with The Ghoul reveals things that you never wished to tell him, including your views on intimacy, and lack of experience. When he offers to show you what you were missing out on, how could you say no? Warnings: None Special Tag: None

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[scragon]

Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

[scragon]

Charles took her to macy’s

[cannedviennasnausage]

me: huh, justin briner is a homestuck and was the guy who recorded his interpretation of the sufferer’s final sermon and now he voices deku in the funimation dub of my hero academia, cool

me: 

wait a minute

wait

sonofa–

[cannedviennasnausage]

i’m glad you’re all on the same circle of hell with me

[takashi0]

#-wheezes- -crying- ok but real question is is the author a stuckian? I highly doubt Horikoshi is a homestuck but GOD THAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[dreaming-mystic]

Reblogging just for the drawings. xD

[fitemebitch]

Reblogging for the drawings and the gif lmao

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Look I know they’re stupid and like fuck rich people but I WANT TO USE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE SHOWERS SO BAD

[scarf-it-box]

My dad just made his own shower in our new home and we got the alien one

[britta-perry]

[freedominwickedness]

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

[catsbrew-blogs]

That is none of your business is it sir

[rag1000]

[min-play]

The ninja are majestic creatures

[wolvesandhoundshowltogether]

Reasons why I’m not okay since seeing this sequence’s bts shot:

Henry’s size vs agility ratio 

the concentration on his face

the way he unnoticeably switches hands on the sword

HIS SHOULDERS

his spread legs

send help

[northeastartist]

Guy’s built like a brick shithouse and yet he twirls and dances like a ballet dancer with a very sharp blade

[wolvesandhoundshowltogether]

⬆️ This is this is the most chaotic and accurate definition of Geralt of Rivia I’ve ever read and it just moved in my head rent free while a faint Chaka Khan song plays in the background

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Have you heard the good word about the Pembrokeshire walrus yet?

This walrus is fucken lost.

But Wales has lost its collective shit about it. They're generally keeping its location secret to keep people away, but we get updates every day if it's still here, if it's happy, if it's healthy. We think it was in Ireland about two weeks ago, which is interesting, because it is not actually native to Ireland either. Why is it here? No one knows.

It seems to like Pembrokeshire beaches.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I regret to inform you all that the walrus is a delinquent.

In attempting to climb aboard a dinghy in Tenby it capsized it.

It then proceeded to Tenby harbour where it tried to climb aboard a fishing boat.

Incredibly, this is not an April Fools

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Today on English People RUIN Everything, a bunch of English tourists from Essex and Leeds broke covid-19 regulations and travelled to Tenby over Easter to try and see Wally (so named after Where's Wally) and crowded him with jet skis and surfboards and stuff, so he's not been seen since Monday. We don't know yet if he's moved to a secluded spot again, or left Wales entirely.

But, you know, I doubt we were going to have Wally for much longer anyway, since they need to head back home again at some point. Godspeed, Wally. May your fish be ever plentiful.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

The English went back home and Wally came back to Tenby! We stan a true Welsh icon, folks.

Some facts about Wally:

She is named after Where’s Wally because she is hard to spot

She was previously in Ireland, and then secluded beaches in Pembrokeshire, but has really taken a shine to Tenby, which is a delightful village

She has a scar on one flipper but it’s long-healed and doesn’t seem to bother her

She is the southern-most walrus ever spotted in the wild!

The current theory as to how she got here is that she fell asleep on an ice floe that drifted south, but she’s not bothered about returning yet

She’s believed to be two years old

Her gender is still a bit of a mystery but we seem to be leaning female

This story on Wales Online claims she’s believed to be male, but then uses female pronouns. It also features a video of some Welsh people chatting about Wally, including a child whose first language is very clearly Welsh and by the end of his part is struggling to think of things to say about the walrus in English.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

WALLY UPDATE!!

The Western Telegraph has opted for male pronouns, and is being very firm that Wally is male, although other news outlets are still all over the place. But what has Wally been up to the past few days?

He is rapidly gaining weight, and is still giving no cause for concern to either of the organisations watching him (which are the RSPCA a bit and Welsh Marine Life Rescue a lot; this is funny though because a walrus is so far outside of the wheelhouse of either of those organisations like we’re all just guessing here, lads)

His delinquent ways have continued - he has now attempted to climb onto multiple buoys (all unsuccessfully) and at one point nearly got a mooring rope stuck around his neck. 

Has he learned from this?

FOLKS HE HAS NOT!

He is now a Fashion Icon. He has surfaced multiple times wearing accessories in his moustache. Mostly this has been shells, but three days ago he upped his fashion game by wearing this starfish:

What an Icon.

The photographer of this picture, one Amy Compton who has been Wally’s official photographer since the start, has been making these delightful Wally masks (inset). They sell for £5, of which £1 goes to Welsh Marine Life Rescue. If you would like your own Wally mask, contact her here!

[kathudsonart]

Disney Beastly Family

Did these over a period of about 4 years

[kathudsonart]

I have about 10 billion other things I need to be working on, but the new Beauty and the Beast trailer dropped yesterday so I decided to revisit my series. Man, my style has changed over the years lol.

[disney-is-mylife]

THIS IS THE CUTEST BELLE/BEAST FAMILY FAN ART I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!

[thetravelerwrites]

I want this version!

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[murin-cryptique]

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

[sciencebranchblues-deactivated2]

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

[hella-lugosi]

Babymetal with Rob Halford

[darkmelodies27]

What I’m getting from this is Babymetal is collecting Metal Grandpas and Dads and I for one, love it.

[ashbelero]

Fun facts about Babymetal:

- They had never heard a death metal song before being assigned to the project by their idol group Sakura Gakuin

- The main composer of their music is Herman Li, lead guitarist of Dragonforce. Although the girls got into it and made some of the songs themselves.

- The hand gesture they’re doing here, rather than the devil horns 🤘, is the Sign of the Kitsune, which I’m pretty sure they made up. And all the guys here are doing it with them.

- They’re actually pretty old for Idols now, as horrible as that sounds. A lot of people got extremely worried when Su-Metal, the oldest, became 19, because a lot of idols are expected to retire before then. She is now 23 and I’m stoked that they’re breaking Idol traditions.

- My partner is a huge metal fan, like all kinds, and he is probably the biggest fan of Babymetal I know.

- They roll harder than you. 🤘🤘🤘✨

[themyscrian]

when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it

[jin-broadshoulders]

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

Stop letting men do things 2k18

[profusedinmelancholy]

Never not reblogging

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

Best post ever

[behindthescenestangleofivy]

Seriously though!!  It’s ridiculous!

[fishyandclintbarton]

Also:

[black-nata]

women-designed outfits are not only 1000% more practical, but also highly detailed and meant to elevate the woman wearing it, whereas male designers are happy to slap on a plain piece of fabric and let the woman’s body elevate their poor design.

[nathanielthecurious]

i just saw an article by a nonbinary person named charles-elizabeth and i must say. the sheer POWER in that kind of name. to choose a gender-contradictory name instead of a gender-neutral name - a name that, instead of slipping between the boundaries of gender norms and carefully negotiating its place at the tipping point of gendered perceptions, is categorically unable to exist within them! i am in awe

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[killsandthrills]

keanu reeves and two dead guys

[hollowbon3s]

ok this one made me laugh

[relaxxattack]

im gonna sound fucking high; but there’s just something about minecraft ‘body language’, man.

the way people crouch and do little bounces/bows to say hello, i’m friendly! the way they punch as a substitute for pointing or waving hello. the slow pulling out of weapon as a threat, quickly removing armor to show you are peaceful. sticking little signs in the ground and writing messages. the way people‘s avatars go still when they are thinking, or laughing so much their hands came off the keyboard. square eye contact. jumping, spinning, bobbing your head to music. punching your friend jokingly.

half of it is human perception but the other half is ways of communication we created ourselves, because people just are like that. they express themselves.

i know its just a block game but looking at it is so soothing and im feeling emotional tonight