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...because I do what I want. #titos #dirtymartini #nokids #drinkdrankdrunk (at You've Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow)

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Tiny baby Jesus, laying in the manger please forgive me for the sin of these #samoas #girlscoutcookies #fatkidproblems (at You've Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow)

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My #office today. #avlife #sorrynotsorry #ilivewhereyouvacation #control4 #visualint (at Las Olas Intercoastal)

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Even the #treefrogs are bigger on #palmbeach #eraserforscale (at West Palm Beach Intercoastal)

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Yes that's a top hat for my #cat made from a small plastic container. #dontjudge #dapper #catsofinstagram #nocatswereharmedintakingthisphoto (at You've Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow)

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My beautiful #wife @lovelylucymatch ringing in the #newyear with our lovely friend @seeveedub

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Truffle goat cheese, broccoli, asparagus and caramelized onion quiches for #brunch with my wife on #newyears day. (at You've Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow)

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This app is kinda freaking me out... (at You've Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow)

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While I believe #Friday was the #og, #howhigh has got to be one of the best #stoner movies of all time. #redman (at You've Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow)

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So where is this "#winter" that you speak of? #ilivewhereyouvacation #itshotasballs #nosnow #80s (at Ft Lauderdale Beach)

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Sometimes you have #caviar for breakfast...#ilivewhereyouvacation #palmbeach (at West Palm Beach Intercoastal)

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Jew food on #christmas #brunch (at Boynton Beach Atlantic Ocean)

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My current #situation I'm not sure at what point I became "that guy" but it appears as though the transformation is nearly complete. #theguyyoulovetohate #soy #glutenfree (at You've Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow)

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What is it about a business card that makes things feel so real? The future is now. #wingman #threefingerglove (at West Palm Beach Intercoastal)

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And sometimes you end up at #howleys doing #lemondrops with your buddy for his #birthday (at Howley's Restaurant)

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Just a picture from our day out. #nbd #nature (at Wakodahatchee Wetlands)

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The obligatory #christmastree photo. I prolly should be calling it my #chanukah #hanukkah bush but I'm a bad Jew. #happyhanukkah (at Boynton Beach, Florida)