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What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

kitsnicket

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

mtsodie

how the hell does one even look for a boyfriend anyway . fuck my stupit baka life

hearth-fucker

You may find one if you go to a creek or riverbed after a heavy rain, when fast moving water may have churned up new previously obscured boyfriends.

mtsodie

okay thanks boss

timbllr

via weheartit

himynameisemail

labcorphehe-deactivated20260118

tmi stands for tell me immediately

calamity-bean

Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere "10 minutes" of prep...... who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I'm a chef? You think I'm a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we're gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they're ready to go in the pan

saint-ambrosef

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

saint-ambrosef

i see we are all angry about this

what-even-is-thiss

They want to give me unlimited migraines

depsidase

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officialfist

machinot

The 2024 Oxford word of the year should’ve been “unalive.” It arguably tells more about the state the world was in than “brainrot”. Young people were talking about difficult & gruesome topics more in 2024 than probably any time before. For transparency I hate both of these words

midiport

im going to explode in the kiln

daylightsavingcrime

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

alnitaks

t0uchedbymo

girlsjustwant2havefun

Meeeeeeeeeeee printing strawberries at night

wolf-bleeding

Everything is more expensive than life itself here.

We’re not choosing between luxuries — we’re choosing between hunger and survival. Every price here feels like a punishment for simply wanting to live.

If you can help with any of these… you could ease real pain.🫂

Pick one. Help with one. Every bit matters. ⬇️

💧 $10 — 1 gallon of clean water

🍅 $25 — 1 kilo tomatoes

🍆 $30 — 1 kilo eggplant

🥒 $30 — 1 kilo cucumbers

🌾 $35 — 1 kilo flour

🍚 $50 — 1 kilo sugar

💊 $100 — Medicine for my father (1 week)

📦 $200 — Food parcel for 1 week for my whole family

✅ I shared

📢 I made a post to help