I don't even know what's going on

28 ☼ she/her ☼ 🇵🇱

[happyvalkyrieofdoom]

I hate Messenger so fucking much istg

[happyvalkyrieofdoom]

literally one day after I made this post facebook had an outage. I think I underestimated my power

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[haridraws]

high ambient background football levels reminded me to actually finish this Personal Lore That Caused My Books comic

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mostfuckableffvillain]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[beardedmrbean]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[happyvalkyrieofdoom]

I hate Messenger so fucking much istg

[delmondo]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.