Why Don’t You Want Me!? 🥺

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Jen’s shower mishap

Jennifer:*getting ready to shower*

Agatha and Billy: (one hour before) *putting blue dye in Jennifer’s bodywash*

Rio:(also one hour before) *watching them and softly cackling*

Jennifer:(back to now) *finishes getting ready and steps into shower*

Jennifer: *scrubs, cleans, and then rubs the body wash*

*SCREAM of AGATHA HARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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AGATHA ALL ALONG BLOG

My Introduction!

ABOUT ME SECTION

Real name: Y(v!:)7$a;/l!)8:\i

Writing name: Waaaaay to many

My masterlist

Oc’s in Agatha All Along: Elowera-Rose Dark, {Lavinida skull, Nightshade Mera, Nilca Vidal} {work in progress on blogs}

Favorites section

Animal(living): dog, cat, ferret,red panda, tiger

Animal(mythology or ☠️): unicorn, Irish elk, sea mink, kitsune, alicorn, Cerberus, griffin and jackalope

Color: purple and pink and black……honestly all colors but don’t like black or brown (sometimes) weird

Candy: Twix, Kit Kat, jolly rancher, life saver mint, high chew

Flower: most classifications of rhododendron, most flowers in the rosette family, spider lily,lilac,orchids and Hippeastrum rutilum

Facts: 14-19 y/o, queer 🏳️‍🌈, autistic, female (tomboy), most likely has adhd, two dogs and four goldfish

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AGATHA ALL ALONG (normal or au)

Dialogue prompts!

Credit or mention me pls so I can see the fics you write pls! Thanks! (If it’s nsfw just mention it or something because I’m fine with reading nsfw but not too explicit (but feel free to use!!)) [for Agatha All Along please!! :)]

Girl one week, I’m gone one week……do you really need $40 of snacks? *sigh*

I am a witch not a babysitter!

I don’t remember having any children yet I have four and one who’s older then me by eons

Flip it! No you flip it! Fu*k you! Hey! Ow don’t zap your magic at me! Don’t say f*ck you to me. You did it first! I didn’t!!! Yes you did! Ow!-stop!

Why? Why what? Why what what? No why what what what? No,why? Ughhhh!

What’s this? …….a rock? Yum! Hey no! Spit out spit it out!!!! *gulp* ughhhh!

Hey what you doing!? Go away. Naaah.

Damn Agatha’s got it bad! What you mean? Duh look at her she’s drooling over death. Hmmm,yea she I- DEATH WHO WHAT? Why’s there a human? Don’t know [name]? Ooop, he dead. Hi Rio (both)

Texting prompts (can be for a texting fix or just a texting portion)

Same as top

Hey Agatha. No. OK come on. No. Come on. No. Come on. No. Pls :(. Awww no.

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Hey, Wyd? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, MY LOVE? Rio, turn the caps off. HOW? The button on your phone that says caps or is an arrow. I CAN’T SEE IT???!!! You know what I’m sending Billy. NO TELL THE ABOMINATION TO NOT COME I’LL FIGURE IT OUT, I’M DEATH FOR THE GODDESSES SAKE!

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Rio? Yea my love? Why did Lilia call me? I don’t know? Yes you do 🙎🏻‍♀️. I didn’t mean to!

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Hello abomination. AAAAAAAAAAAH how do you have my number!!? I have everything 😏 😈. What does that even mean? ……… what does that mean?! Rio? ……..*disconnected* RIO? RIO? Miss death?!!

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Abomination. I block the negative energy. Well I unblock the negative energy, abomination! Ughhh go bother your wife!

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Hello!

BLOG INTRO!

Introduction my blog!

One side blog of @the-queer-queenie

All about AGATHA ALL ALONG

Organization section!

My main AU introduction

In my main AU Lilia and Alice are alive as well as Agatha

Rio was able to twist (not break only bend lightly) the rules (yet again for Agatha) to let Billy and (Tommy) live as long as both(Tommy when found) did a ritual with her to make sure they wouldn’t steal another soul if they died(body snatching)

Sharon is the only one really dead, since Billy’s subconscious was still not able to fully mature the hex 100% until after the second trial. So no one expect Sharon really died,Rio just took them into a sorta limbo while their body heals and until the hex ends. Rio was also the one that explained (in her weird “it’s a hex you’re not dead Yay!” Way) that it was a hex.

Romantic Relationships in my main AU

Bloodpotions also known as Alice x Jennifer

Agathario also known as Agatha x Rio

Eddie x Billy(teen)

Familial Relationships ideologies in my main AU ~Chaos family

Parent figures Agatha and Rio (to teen(Billy))

Rio still calls Billy abomination but in a more teasing and adoring way

Motherly Lilia (to Agatha, Alice, Jennifer and even Rio) with Grandmotherly Lilia (to teen and Eddie (sometimes))

Teen being a dumbass and the coven loving to squeeze themselves into his relationship with Eddie and interfere and tease him

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I’m reorganizing my blog Hope this will make it easier

Ps. Still a work in progress

Natural order baby’s MASTERLIST

●My other blogs● My AU introduction● Birthday amazon registry(if you want)●My introduction●

Aesthetics!

Agatha 1-10 -✔️

Agatha 10-20

Rio 1-10 -✔️

Agathario aesthetics #1

The coven

Multiple

Incorrect quotes

Chaotic family, my main au

Chaos in dining room

The chaotic sky

The shower chaos

Lilia’s day off

The pizza’s to hot

Random scenarios AgathaRio edition

Mild kissing/making out/Gifs you might not like in this post

Feral Rio, main AU

Feral rio collection 1

Billy and Tommy are Agatha’s biological/magical children (because Wanda’s magic automatically took some to create them)

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Mentor Agatha and mentee Billy (might have the others, might not)

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Chaos family

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Fics/Ficslets(does anyone know the difference??!)

Annoyed by teen (probably going to change the name)

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Two

Prompts (please link or comment so I can read!)

Dialogue/texting prompts 1

Overall prompts 1

Overall prompts 2

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CHAOS IN THE DINING ROOM

Lilia: girls pls! Just set the table!

Agatha: *chasing Jennifer*

Jennifer: *running away from “crazy”* Lilia Stop her!

Lilia: *sighs* I’m to old for this I’m to old for this

Alice: *walking in talking with billy* ah what! Ah Jen!

Jennifer: *using Alice and Billy as shields because Agatha likes them a tad bit more then her*

Billy: *thinking* - this is normal, when the heck did this become normal why is this normal what has my life become?

Rio: *watching from her realm in her death form as she fills out some forms for souls* Hahaha! *cackles*

Random souls in her realm: *shiver*

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The Pizza is too hot. No it’s not veggie. It’s a last name!

Jen: This pizza is too hot

Agatha: No it’s not

Lilia: girls pls

Rio: I’ll eat it

Jen: oh hell no

Lilia: girls

Alice: stop fighting pls?

Billy: yea listen to Alice

Agatha: yea, well the vegetable person is wrong the pizza is warm at most!

Lilia: IT DOESNT MATTER EAT ALL OF YOU OR SO HELP ME!

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Random scenarios

Agatha and Rio: *walks in and Rio sits on Agatha’s lap then👇*

Alice:*was peacefully sitting there about to eat a snack* yea,sooooo I’m just gonna go

Jennifer: seriously Agatha! *huffs and walks out with Alice *

Lilia: *not caring and just drinking her afternoon tea*

Billy:*mock gagging*

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Agatha and Rio after having a sudden fight then making out up!

The coven being glad they aren’t fighting anymore, but!:

Alice: ugh why!!! Can’t you two do that somewhere else!

Jennifer: goddesses Agatha stop my poor eyes

Lilia: girls please

Billy: *eyes being covered by Alice* Alice:*starting to look like a sister that walked in on their sibling kind of green*

Lilia: ok that’s it, AGATHA HARKNESS AND RIO HARKNESS VIDAL STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Agatha and Rio: *goes to their room while still kissing*

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@elowera-rose-dark

Some drawings I made of elowera(my main oc)

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Billy:Mapa!!!!!!?????? *scream yell*

Agatha:*runs in from the magical herbal garden* what!

Rio:*in her death form and shadowing the room to completely darkness*🧟‍♀️ *cackles*

Agatha: yea………noooo……*slowly turns around and walks out muttering why is she like this*

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Not what I usually post but here are some Agatha All Along prompts(I write but suck and am really slow), so if any stand out to you please use them (and maybe 🥺 leave the link in the comments)

Jen in her cluttered potion’s shop accidentally spills ingredients causing a combination of the wrong ingredients, resulting in a colorful harmless explosion. Covered in glitter and goo, she sighs then laughs and says something along the lines of, “Well, if I wanted a sparkly mess, I would’ve just bought a glitter bomb!”

Agatha and the coven create a little cave like den office for Rio

Billy sees a insect(something you choose) and instinctively jumps into a person’s arms………that person being Rio

Billy having a nightmare and slipping into Agatha and rio’s bed, Rio is awake of course but pretends to sleep

Alice and Jen getting in a fight that makes the coven awkward! Then they make out *cough!* I meant make up

Agatha and Rio trying to have a "normal" date in the coven house but the coven thinks otherwise

Dialogue prompts - kinda middle not explicit nor clear if it’s not so feel free to use it anyway you want (link in the comments 🥺 if you can I am fine with you using these random dialogue i thought of for nsfw just leave a note saying it is so everyone will know)

My lady……please

Please!

I hate this entire coven!. Now now now……that’s a bad girl

So are you going to spank her or not? Because she deserves it. Humph!

No keep it on……but………on

Good girl………you two are psychopaths……oh thanks!……that wasn’t a compliment………yea well good girl thinks otherwise

Oh goddesses!………ew!………What?!………are you two?!………are we what?EKKK get out!………oh thank the goddesses you two aren’t

My love………mi amor?…………my lady…………mi corazón…………what did I do now?…………*laughing*……oh shut it………she’s mad you didn’t finish…………finish what?………*laughing*………seriously finish WHAT?

Other dialogue prompts that are more for the coven ( that’s why I won’t put names*on most* (but maybe pronouns because it’s easier then skipping where a name or person would be but feel free to change the pronoun to the character(in Agatha or Wanda vision one of those two shows I made these quotes for those shows) so you can choose) not just Agatha/rio, Alice/jen, etc/etc

Oh for the goddesses sake’s!

Stop!………no!…………stop!…………no………sto-……………BOTH OF YOU GIRLS STOP WHAT ARE YOU FIVE NO YOU ARE BOTH OLDER THEN 100 STOP ACTING LIKE HUMAN TODDLERS

[she’s] acting weird again………she’s always weird…………yea but this time she’s EXTRA weird

[he’s] being an idiot…………yea I can see…………[she’s] being an idiot too…………well I’m sure [he’ll] grow out of it……………and [her]?………oh yea [she’s] toast

[they] are cuddling again on my couch!…………it’s the coven’s couch [name]………yea well I don’t care[name]…………look at them aren’t [they]so cute………no………you just don’t want to see [Him and Him] cuddling together [name]

Boys! Please! For the love of the goddesses…………*bickering, yelling, crashes, etc*………………boys! BOYS! That’s it I’m summoning RIO…………*silence*………good! [names] clean up!…………yes ma’am, sorry ma’am!…………why did I agree to watch them for Agatha

Children! Please stop the………*crashes, magic,potions,etc*…………*sigh* chaos…………*[name]walks in and looks around* oh goddesses what happened…………[name]said [name’s]potion tasted like shitz then [name] smacked [name] and [name]smacked [name] for smacking [name]and well this!

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random prompts (since i probably won’t ever write more then one/two/three shots of the chaos fam and I can’t write nsfw(not because(almost adult=15-19 ) but because it’s hard to write) for writers out there

Non nsfw

Agatha tries a new spell and it goes a bit….. wrong, let’s just say Agatha accidentally summons a swarm (like hundreds!) of tiny skeletons. Rio walks in then smirks and cackles, “My lady!, why is there hundreds of tiny u-" Agatha glares at her………..

Rio (because she lady death and spent the last few centuries chasing her love) is awful awful with technology and can’t how to use a smart phone

Agatha and Billy prank the whole coven and let’s just say it goes a bit wrong (magic and all)

Agatha walks Rio around like a dog(not literally) and the coven laugh but only she is allowed to embarrass her wife so she hexes them(lightly)

Prompts with bits NSFW Below

nsfw-not fully explicit but still a bit (I think ?🤔)

Agatha gets pounced on by Rio as she steps out of the shower into the bedroom wearing only a towel

During naky time Rio carves her name into Agatha rib side then heals it and does it again

Agatha always tops Rio

Their first time, Rio as death never needed or had wanted to before and Agatha has done it a few times with neighboring girls and Rio needs a lot of aftercare after the first time

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Mama *cough COUGH* sorry mentor Agatha and Teen #1

HEADCANNONS

Billy is closer to Agatha, while Tommy is more tight with death(Rio)

Billy is terrified(at times) of Lilia because she’s like a mad angry tiny grandma

Lilia will and has quite literally put Agatha and Billy in “time out” because they(Agatha)…….*sigh* thought it would be a good idea to jump from the roof to practice teleportation and Billy went along with it *sigh*

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Headcannon

Billy’s magic has hints of purple (thanks to Wanda) blue x red =purple, but Agatha has violet powers because she’s a special kind of witch and because of trauma(oops 🙃) however her magic core that Wanda did steal was more blue (mind/illusion magic) then purple (still in thought)

Rio still call Billy (and Tommy) Abominación but affectionately (usually)

Billy once accidentally smacked Rio (he was trying to smack a fly…. And Rio being Rio randomly appeared in front of him and bam!)he freaks out and almost sobbed

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Billy: MAMPA!(agatha) help! *giggling*

Rio:*chasing Billy with her tarantula* we’re going to GET YOU Abominación~

Agatha:*sitting on the couch laughing her ass off*

Tommy: *also chasing after Billy next to Rio with his tarantula* gonna get you!~

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#1

Rio:*being the innocent bean she is and again eating a rock this time with a beetle *

Lilia:*looks out the window and sees, sighs* yea I’m not going to try to stop her this time

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Agatha:*kissing Rio’s neck as Rio glares at the abomination (psst! Billy)*

Rio:bad abomination, bad

Agatha:*eye roll while kissing Rio’s neck*

Billy:*done with his weird family/coven*

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Alice:*freaking out* No you can’t be serious!

Agatha:*obnoxious smirking* yes I am

*pans over……*: Jennifer’s new potions lab covered in purple paint

Jennifer:*walking in* Agatha(snarky), Alice ~ what’s goi-AAAAAAAAAAAH YOU AGATHA *she runs at Agatha*

Agatha:*cackles and teleports away*

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Coven aesthetics!