#chaotic situation

[thenaturalorderbaby]

CHAOS IN THE DINING ROOM

Lilia: girls pls! Just set the table!

Agatha: *chasing Jennifer*

Jennifer: *running away from “crazy”* Lilia Stop her!

Lilia: *sighs* I’m to old for this I’m to old for this

Alice: *walking in talking with billy* ah what! Ah Jen!

Jennifer: *using Alice and Billy as shields because Agatha likes them a tad bit more then her*

Billy: *thinking* - this is normal, when the heck did this become normal why is this normal what has my life become?

Rio: *watching from her realm in her death form as she fills out some forms for souls* Hahaha! *cackles*

Random souls in her realm: *shiver*

[papa-nick-shieldfam]

Incorrect quotes-🤪

*screen fades into the messy chaotic scene, Natasha holding goose who just swallowed three agents*

Maria: *sighs* why? Tasha why

Natasha:In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Maria: Nick was with you

Nick: In my defense, I was also left unsupervisedand Romanoff was giving me puppy eyes and goose was giving me kitty eyes soooo-

[thenaturalorderbaby]

#1

Rio:*being the innocent bean she is and again eating a rock this time with a beetle *

Lilia:*looks out the window and sees, sighs* yea I’m not going to try to stop her this time

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Agatha:*kissing Rio’s neck as Rio glares at the abomination (psst! Billy)*

Rio:bad abomination, bad

Agatha:*eye roll while kissing Rio’s neck*

Billy:*done with his weird family/coven*

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Alice:*freaking out* No you can’t be serious!

Agatha:*obnoxious smirking* yes I am

*pans over……*: Jennifer’s new potions lab covered in purple paint

Jennifer:*walking in* Agatha(snarky), Alice ~ what’s goi-AAAAAAAAAAAH YOU AGATHA *she runs at Agatha*

Agatha:*cackles and teleports away*

[thenaturalorderbaby]

Dumb coven-🎭

Lilia: girls! Please for the love of!!!!!!!

Rio:*innocently eating/chewing on a Rock* “what” garbled

Agatha:*pissed off because Rio won’t stop out listen to her and stop EATING A FUCKING ROCK!*

Teen/billy:*laughing his ass off*

Agatha:*growls*

Jennifer: This is somehow like the most normal thing that has happened in the past week 

Alice:*sitting on Jennifer’s lap* Why is she-actually I don’t want to know

Jennifer: you don’t and I don’t know why perky psycho is eating a rock

Lilia:*tired sigh* girls! Please!

…………: *she gets ingnored*

[thenaturalorderbaby]

Mama *cough COUGH* sorry mentor Agatha and Teen #1

HEADCANNONS

Billy is closer to Agatha, while Tommy is more tight with death(Rio)

Billy is terrified(at times) of Lilia because she’s like a mad angry tiny grandma

Lilia will and has quite literally put Agatha and Billy in “time out” because they(Agatha)…….*sigh* thought it would be a good idea to jump from the roof to practice teleportation and Billy went along with it *sigh*

[thenaturalorderbaby]

#1

Billy: MAMPA!(agatha) help! *giggling*

Rio:*chasing Billy with her tarantula* we’re going to GET YOU Abominación~

Agatha:*sitting on the couch laughing her ass off*

Tommy: *also chasing after Billy next to Rio with his tarantula* gonna get you!~

[thenaturalorderbaby]

#2

Headcannon

Billy’s magic has hints of purple (thanks to Wanda) blue x red =purple, but Agatha has violet powers because she’s a special kind of witch and because of trauma(oops 🙃) however her magic core that Wanda did steal was more blue (mind/illusion magic) then purple (still in thought)

Rio still call Billy (and Tommy) Abominación but affectionately (usually)

Billy once accidentally smacked Rio (he was trying to smack a fly…. And Rio being Rio randomly appeared in front of him and bam!)he freaks out and almost sobbed

[thenaturalorderbaby]

Part two (read part one first to understand)

Agatha slowly got up sighing and glared at the idiot *sorry *cough cough* teen* who just slammed the door open. Billy panting and holding a slip of something bounces on his feet making Agatha groan even more as she sits back on the couch leaning back defeated. “Question question!” Says Billy sitting next to Agatha, Agatha looks at him and asks what? As she Sighs. Billy giddily shows her the slip that says ‘last chance, magican wanted for children’s birthday party” Agatha looks dumbfounded sighs and asking what? again leaning back on the couch.

Billy giddily “Agatha let’s ha-