The Observant Spider

☀️22🕷️ 🦇 Occasional art and other shenanigans🌻 ⚠️18+🔥 ✨Queer 💅

[orcaking]

Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

(available as a sticker on patreon through june 2026)

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[queueniform]

[atleasttheresalwayshalsin]

Been thinking a lot lately about Halsin healing his partners wounds via kissing.

Imagine Tav burning their hand making dinner, Halsin comes over and examines the injury, before kissing it. The healing magic comes easily from his lips. Of course there’s intense eye contact afterwards.

“Better, my heart?”

And Tav would be speechless because that’s so fucking hot.

[kishibe-rohansbf]

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

Gladlands really feels like D20 going, "People need some lessons in how to be a community."

Not complaining. Brennan pointing out that telling busy people they need a break isn't helpful and can actually just make things harder for them was like...I mean, it's a thing I knew, but I mostly thought about it when it came from top down, like your boss who is setting your deadlines telling you to make sure you have a good work/life balance. No bro, our work/life balance is in your hands! But it can also apply to friends and family.

And getting to see all the players model good behavior. Especially Vic being supportive around death and loss, even complicated loss, but all of the failures count for a lot too. I can never get enough of watching people fail and move on constructively.

[folyxfanart]

[chipinett]

I'm trying to make illustrations for each of the fears, starting with the Buried, the Corruption, the Desolation, the Lonely and the Dark !

[pettyloudmuffin]

So you know how in EP 179 Basira says to Jon, "You apologize too much", to which he replies, "Martin says the same thing", and then Basira says, "Like he's any better"?

So yeah, this little interaction inspired me to crunch some numbers. And believe it or not, but Martin is, in fact, better!

Statistically speaking.

Over 5 seasons, Jon apologizes 122 times, while Martin apologizes 91 times.

The main difference between these two is that Jon apologizes more frequently and for everything (especially in S5), whereas Martin piles up multiple 'sorry's per apology.

Nothing illustrates that better than this little tidbit, which coincidentally comes from EP 179, as well!

EP 179 is *also* The Most Sorry Episode™: it sits at 9-4 with Martin in the lead!

Impressive work all around! (I'm incredibly concerned. These two need help.)

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: the first image is a line graph titled "It's Always 2 Insecure Bitches Telling Each Other 'I'm sorry. - It's fine.'" It shows the number of times Martin or Jon has said "sorry" in each season. The data is

S1: Martin 9, Jon 5

S2: Martin 4, Jon 16

S3: Martin 27, Jon 15

S4: Martin 6, Jon 25

S5: Martin 45, Jon 61

The second image is a transcript screenshot reading, "Martin: Sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" /end ID]

[kawareo]

Honk

[sparrowlucero]

more little tea kettle dragons

available on my kofi as adoptables

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[bisonwares]

Peepers! Just finished up a large batch of felt fish customs!

It was such a joy to work on these guys. Made with 100% wool felt, antique glass floats and pulleys! 🎣

[theobservantspider]

This is literally incredible. Adore these 🐟

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[forestelfboy]

i made a bug out of can tap, button and other trinkets:')

[theobservantspider]

I will be making some trinket bugs ASAP