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"billionaire pedophiles single handedly shaped our belief system" factoid statistically wrong. YOU personally ended up having the same views on women and minorities as billionaire pedophiles and can't cope. some of us were dedicated tumblrina sjws

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

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alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

ashes2caches

transfem knightgirl who constantly repeats that she is not a don quixote type but she also constantly falls off her horse and her panties are very visible whenever she does so.

jokeboy-deactivated20260221

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

jokeboy-deactivated20260221

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

mobilesuitgudang

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I need to know what these things are

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frankenfran

the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

sharkgirltights

sweep sweep 🧹

sacred-portal

gunsandfireandshit

"Whoa nice, a backup camera¹!"

¹backup cameras have been mandatory for over half a decade

vofmf

THEY HAVE??

dipyronegirl

only in the us and canada (around 2018). they were only made mandatory in europe in 2022, and that’s still not a thing in most every other country in the world.

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dipyronegirl

fell asleep on my keyboard sorry

nyancrimew

hot take: i feel like sowing is much better than reaping

nyancrimew

like i loove fucking around, but finding out? not so much

nyancrimew

what's "hubris"?

preyanimal

i cant fucking believe this shit. can we sink any lower?

trvthnvker-deactivated20241123

i know it's awful

preyanimal

i cant believe will smith slapped chris rock

cottoncandylesbo

if you look very closely at a ocean floor you will realize you are under water

tahthetrickster

im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

pyrrhiccomedy

bace-jeleren

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

bace-jeleren

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.