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All sorts of SFF, plus lots of sapphic and space stuff. Some hockey content. Reblogged art, photography, and poems. Fanfic and recs. AO3: thymidinekinase. Header art by Basementexplorer07

[kinasecrystal]

My Fanfic + commissioned artwork

Masterpost of my fanfiction and poems I’ve written (if I can manage to remember to keep it updated), as well as artwork I’ve commissioned

ANDOR FANFIC

MonKleya (F/F)

Mon and Kleya Assemble Flat-Pack Furniture. Humor. IKEA-verse, Perfectly Innocent DIY. 233 words. T-rated.

Who Makes You Feel. Nerds in love. Etchings-verse 1/3. M-rated. 2120 words.

Trustfall. Strap-on sex and Latin dirty talk. Etchings-verse 2/3. E-rated.

Meeting of Minds. Library Sex. Etchings-verse 3/3. E-rated. 1505 words.

Corps à corps. Modern AU - competitive fencing. E-rated. 1054 words. Part 1 of 2.

Pas de Touche. Modern AU - competitive fencing. T-rated. 1304 words. Part 2 of 2.

What Color are Mon Mothma's Eyes, Anyway? Humor, Crack. T-rated. 144 words.

Sweet Fire Kleya assures Mon that the scratches are fine. More than fine, actually. 629 words, M-rated to be on the safe side.

MonKleya Sunday Prompt Writing Mini-fics of 300+ words written for the MonKleya Sunday Prompt Writing Events

My Love Should Kindle. Wax play. M-rated. 3309 words. Flirtation (in a Different Light). Kleya dressed as a man. G-rated. 1717 words.

VelKleya (F/F)

Baked With Pride. Coffee shop and bakery modern AU for Pride Month. G-rated. 8848 words.

Life in Carbonite. 5+1 FWB. 11,124 words. E-rated

Antivenom. Biting kink. 5,783 words. E-rated

Objects of No Interest. Crack, anti-sex pollen. 830 words. G-rated.

The First Sense. Crack Treated Seriously, Cuddle Pollen Fluff. 2646 words. G-rated.

Shall We Dance? Arranged marriage AU, slow burn. WiP. Starts G-rated.

Can I Get There By Candlelight?. Hanukkah meet-cute. G-rated. 6123 words.

The Fire is So Delightful. Wax play. M-rated, 3228 words

Closer to Fine. Sci-fi strap-on PWP. E-rated. 6078 words

An Object of Interest. Sex Pollen AU. E-rated. 8109 words

Give your imagination a helping hand. Strap-on oral sex. E-rated. 2728 words

VelKleya Short Scenes. Unconnected VelKleya scenes and short works, mostly from prompts

MonCassian (F/M)

Points of Contact. E-rated FWB vignette set on Yavin between S2E09 and S2E10. ~4000 words.

Other

Andor Poems, shorter length. Some character studies in the form of quatrains. G-rated.

Wil and Dreena Repair a Stand Mixer. (M/F). Humor. IKEA-verse, Perfectly Innocent DIY. 270 words. T-rated.

NON-ANDOR WORK

Posterior Nonet. Humor. A nonet about butts that omits the term "arse". Joke gift for VelKleyaEnjoyer. G-rated.

Non-fic, misc

My fanart #my art

“Nemik Calligram 1”, a calligram I created based on The Trail of Political Consciousness and the Alliance starbird logo

Commissioned artwork: #commission

VelKleya Yavin kiss. Art by @basementexplorer07

VelKleya The fire is so delightful! (NSFW) based on my fic of the same name. Art by @basementexplorer07

VelKleya Post-gala. Based on Kiwi's Blue Light Supernova. Art by @basementexplorer07

VelKleya The Boots Are Staying On based on Pirateboots’s fic Don’t Dream It’s Over. Art by @sh1anhua

VelKleya Pace Yourself based on Andor S2 E01 and Rubikswriter's fic (Primary resistance) At a critical low. Art by @minpage

[duckbunny]

trans-atlantic fibre-optic underwater cable

linking up the continents to keep the network stable

when we have a shark attack it's really only playful

trans-atlantic fibre-optic underwater cable

[rocket-sith]

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

[ao3commentoftheday]

there are two wolves inside of me

the one that wants to help people search and filter better by demonstrating how I just realized that the way I was searching was stopping me from finding what I wanted

and the one that does not want to air out my particular interests on a platform of any size 😆

(anyone have a thing they've been trying to find and can't?)

[ao3commentoftheday]

You know what? fuck it.

So I was searching for "Jane Foster size queen" at first. But then I realized that putting both the character and the descriptor in the same tag wouldn't work.

In order for that to exist as a single tag, it would need to be a popular enough idea in the MCU fandom for at least three different authors to have used it. And with a fandom the size of the MCU, it's probably closer to 5 or 10.

So then I tried using the search form to find the character Jane Foster along with the additional tag size queen. But that returned zero results, and I realized that size queen isn't a canonical tag, so I was asking AO3 to find Jane Foster fics with the tag "size queen" instead of the concept.

So then I went to the tag search and looked up size queen and checked off the wrangling status as "canonical or synonymous" and that gave me 627 synonyms for the concept I was looking for and the first four results included a character name, but the fifth one was just "also he's a size queen" so I clicked on that and I found out that the canonical tag I could use to find fics with that concept was size kink

so I went back to the search form and looked up character Jane Foster and additional tag size kink and I got 39 results.

hope this helps!

[slavicafire]

what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at. 

this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.

the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…

[slavicafire]

I simply must torment you a bit with these, let us see some of my personal favourites! (part one due to the image limit)

let us start with the kiss on the cheek (eyes averted! oh the pose! these were taken between 1910-1940)

or the nearly opposite energy (how daring!) of the kiss or caress with direct eye contact (1910-1930)

and then the innocent – yet so flirty – classic of the park encounter! (1890-1920)

[slavicafire]

and then the famed kiss on the bare shoulder – what an idea, what a vibe, such intimacy! (1910-1930)

and oh, I am not done, look at this – the adoration of the woman! look at this expression, this pose, this decorum! (1910-1940)

and then some of my favourites from the more playful or direct category, enjoy (1910-1930):

[slavicafire]

and, at last (thank you for still being here and witnessing my recent fascination with vintage polish photography) my three absolute favourites outside of any particular categories (1910-1930)

just look at her. just look.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[vaspider]

Please give credit to Matthew Cortland, the disabled lawyer and activist whose work is reflected in that last screenshot. They work hard on documenting what Trump and his cronies have been doing & they deserve credit.

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[heywriters]

^^^

[scoundressandfriends]

Now another BTS photo where everyone looks jolly except for Chewbacca, poor fellow

[kinasecrystal]

I don’t remember where I read this, maybe a Heinlein novel? Hopefully it’ll jog someone’s memory and they can tell me.

It was a parable of sorts. Let’s say you want to find a horse that can jump over a tall fence. Every horse that fails, you shoot. Eventually you find a horse that can clear the fence. Or you run out of horses.

[untitled-4-4]

[ymutate]

Sara Suppan (American, born 1994)

Crash Landing, 2025

Oil on cavas over panel 20 x 16 in (50.8 x 40.6 cm)

Private collection

[carpethedamndiem]

Ivan Meštrović, Two Widows (sculpture detail)

[bucketofcrows]

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

[bucketofcrows]

fourth base is talking about your feelings

[haveyoureadthisfemslashfic]

Reading Into It

Have you read Reading Into It?

Yes, previously

Yes, now that you recced it to me

No

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

Author: pages_turned

Fandom: Star Wars: Andor

Ship: Kleya Marki/Vel Sartha

Rating: M

Summary:

Best-selling author Kleya Marki moves to a sleepy small town by the sea for a change of scenery. She expects the views to be beautiful and the coffee to be average. She doesn't expect to meet the local bookshop owner who loves Christmas music and holiday jumpers.

Submitted by @kinasecrystal

Submitter's comments:

It's a perfect Hallmark Christmas romance AU, a defining fic of the tag

[scoundressandfriends]

Leia and Han by artist Alice X. Zhang

[archaeo-geek]

How to Claim Canadian Citizenship by Descent Under Canada’s New Citizenship Act Bill C-3 - Canada Immigration and Visa Information. Canadian

Learn how Canada’s new Bill C-3 restores citizenship by descent, removes the first-generation limit, and allows multigenerational claims for

[violsva]

Here is the official government of Canada page.

[lesilkeness]

A New Hope (1977)

dir. George Lucas