be not afraid

theology side blog of royalsampaguita run by a queer COC (Catholic of Color) Jaem or Heresy || they/them || 26 I think making fun of your own religion is healthy and proper, so half of these posts are jokes/borderline heresy, probably.

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[byjove]

the king replied to the bishop’s thesis with “yeah, sure, whatever”

[byjove]

someone preserved that complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir back in ancient Mesopotamia and someone preserved Saint Aldhelm’s long winded angry rant to the king about the date of Easter and monk haircuts

[byjove]

that’s how you know the medieval church was full of autistic people

[cookinguptales]

[finnass-deactivated20160415]

[illusoryfem]

Franciscan nuns at the Convent of St. Anthony of Padua, Spain, are keeping a giant rabbit breed from dwidling to extinction. To fund their conservation efforts, the nuns sell homemade cookies and ice cream. (People)

[robotslenderman]

Sometimes Reddit is alright, actually.

Bonus:

[30casterlyrock-deactivated20130]

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

[sernacht-deactivated20181216]

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

“Do not come any closer”

[stjohnstarling]

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

[translatingpostsintotagalog]

umamin ka sa gwapong pari tas sinabi niya “oh sinta ko, akala ko’y hindi mo na sasambitin” tas kinagat ang leeg mo at ginawa ka ring paring katolika

[worldsandemanations]

Poland, 19th century. Egg decorated with micrographic text from the Song of Songs

[godkissedme]

[divinum-pacis]

December 2025: Amecameca, Mexico People carry images of the Virgin of Guadalupe during the pilgrimage to the Basilica of Guadalupe through Paso de Cortes Photograph: AFP/Getty Images

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[c3rvida3]

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc.  An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc.  At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

[c3rvida3]

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]