ThIS iS FoR ThE KInGdOM

Hi I'm Ozzie, I dabbed ironically once and haven't stopped since, someone please send help

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[c3rvida3]

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

[itsbasil]

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[drtanner]

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

[thecolorsfucked]

she seems a lil stressed

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Unmute to hear the lion kitten’s reaction

[tahthetrickster]

it’s plain white rice you idiot obligate carnivore

[catasters]

[wizardshark]

Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[mesimees]

AM radio is like literal magic. There is music all around us that we can't hear, and to hear it you just have to tap a crystal (diode) to the earth and listen to it with another magic rock (magnet) and a tin can. You dont even need electricity to make it work because this music around us is literally all the power you need. Oh and at night when the sun has set, the light of the day gets replaced by MORE music because the signals can travel further at night. This is magic. If you even care.

[dogpuppy]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[kaijuno]

[dogpuppy]

[internetgreatesthits]

[harrowhound]

20th-century american retelling of Don Quixote where he's obsessed with westerns and thinks he's a cowboy

[bob-artist]

Brotherhood of The Orb

[bob-artist]

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[hawkpartys]