Let's go Adventuring

If I could spend the rest of my life off on crazy adventures with my friends, I would.

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[todaysbird]

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

[todaysbird]

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

[todaysbird]

I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

[fantasticait]

Love, love, love reading more proof that everyone should encourage the children in their lives to write to elected officials--it teaches them about citizenship and can also be very funny.

When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.

Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.

See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.

So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:

Dear President Obama, I am writing about the environment. I am sad that the Great Barrier Reef is hurt. Also the Amazon Rainforest. Can you help? PLEASE DON'T WRITE BACK TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG AGAIN. WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT BO. WE COMPLETED THE MAZE AND COLORED HIM IN. It is good that you love your pet a lot. But try to remember the environment. It is also important.

[ishipallthings]

[casuallyodd]

[oneheadtoanother]

[devourallusurvey]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[devourallusurvey]

That's right

[indeedgoodman]

[rabbitindisguise]

Me, before I saw this: old timey dancing in cartoons has to be over-exaggerated for effect

Me, now: old timey dancing in cartoons had to be toned down to promote a sense of realism because they were too good at it

[blignick]

[writing-prompt-s]

A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

[mothnem]

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

[madeofmanyfandoms]

Lawer fae: "After reviewing all of the documentation, I'm happy to inform you that there is a very simple solution!" 😀

Witch: And that is?

Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!

[anoonzee]

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

[nobodyfamousposts]

I think we need a show like this. Either serious court drama or Ace Attorney shenanigans showcasing civil cases involving magical or supernatural beings and the deals or curses they make.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cuntboysupremacy]

girl helppp

[cuntboysupremacy]

forcefemmed future self

[cuntboysupremacy]

the replies are even worse

[radiosandrecordings]

Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason they’ve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and I’m obsessed with her

[a-random-fandom-friend]

I know I already said it in a reblog 2 years ago, but... the french orangina ads :

[only-cat-memes]

[catboybiologist]

You ever get pissed at something really fucking stupid bc it's really helpful and you didn't know about it earlier

[catboybiologist]

The stupid fucking viral "Michelin star chef endorsed" microwave mayo omelette works and is really good and why have I not seen it on any of those dumb "ADHD lifehack" posts

[catboybiologist]

Dab of oil in bowl

Two eggs

Glorp of mayo

Whisk

Microwave a minute

I've been having problems eating during the day bc of ADHD and have had so many times where I'm in that "almost fainting cooking dinner" state bc I didn't have lunch or breakfast and this fucker actually means I make breakfast in a reasonable time

[catboybiologist]

Adhd "hacks" that work: hey here's a quicker low thought version of a longer task that is kinda shitty but better than nothing when your brain is hitting rock bottom

Adhd "hacks" that people seem to think we need: omggggg it's all about *tricking* your brain into doing a complicated task by making it even MORE complicated!!!!

[magware]

to this day I still often think of the very first genuinely insightful mental health related post and it was the one where someone's therapist told them they could just eat the components of a sandwich if making a sandwich is too much .

another life saver one, albeit not regarding food, but was about the bins. maybe you don't have it in you to put everything away, but it's far easier tossing stuff into a box. not all put away, but you're not tripping over shit. this also turned into putting hooks on the doors and hanging reusable grocery bags on them so when I pick up things, they can go in the bag for the room they belong to.

my genuine top food tip is to freeze whatever you can. most things can freeze, especially if you plan on cooking them. I have 90 cent spinach in my freezer cuz fuck it it's going in some pasta sauce later. also a great way to have many meals if you have a good day for cooking. could be little burritos, or maybe some breakfast muffins. or if you're up to it, you can food prep some ingredients for later. onions, potatoes, etc. sometimes making soup had been as easy as grabbing meat, veggies, and broth I had frozen weeks prior. breaking stuff up into steps and using the freezer were the biggest helps for making food. genuinely the freezer and microwave gotta be my top 2 essential appliances.

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[wordswithkittywitch]

Well, someone's messed with the timeline!

[cannibalchicken]