The Polite Penguin

I dont know.

[anxietyproblem]

[dollsonmain]

[wineandphilosopia]

My favourite books are the ones that leave me with a deep feeling of existential despair. 

[anxietyproblem]

[mjalti]

Does that

deep yearning to be physically beautiful

ever leave, ladies? Does it ever stop, girls? Am I going to be free? is this void going to tear me apart like silence black hole eats light?

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[asj15]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

realizing that an experience was actually traumatizing

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

same routine every day.... going to the library as a class... eating lunch with your friends... having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack... now what do i do? emails?

[zeppelinsghost]

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

Not to sound evil but i miss when politicians got assassinated every other day in the 60s

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lilsmunky]

How we greet friends now

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[dannyuta]