Sewer Rat

Rat/Bee | 21 | Any Pronouns

[wvterways]

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[piercingcomet]

[ID: two panel, drawn comic of two conversations.

P1: someone bleeding, trapped under a large boulder and crying. they're talking to someone with a shirt labelled "rock rescue." the text reads:

person under boulder: Can you please help me? I'm trapped under this boulder and it REALLY hurts!

rock rescue: You should try cognitive behavioral therapy! Anxiety can make the pain worse which causes a feedback loop.

person under boulder: can we please get the boulder off first

rock rescue: no

P2: the injured person, no longer trapped. they're bandaged and using crutches, talking to someone with a clipboard who's standing next to another boulder. the text reads:

clipboard person: I'm going to need you to get under this boulder!

injured person: why would I do that

clipboard person: It's the only way to get better! you need to build up your tolerance to being under boulders! how can you live a happy life if you can't endure being under a boulder?

injured person: you don't have a boulder

clipboard person: you don't want to get better. you won't get better if you don't cooperate.

/end ID]

[ao3commentoftheday]

Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. 

Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. 

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

[zoanzon]

[ao3commentoftheday]

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

[leadoodles]

I can’t believe that tumblr user ao3commentoftheday is telling KIDS to go out knocking on doors asking for the devil! /s

[ao3commentoftheday]

but only *after* they piss on the poor! /s

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Boober from Fraggle bridges the gap between Butch lesbians and femme gay men

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Sorry, all fraggles are Cisgendered Heterosexual Men.

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Explain this then

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

This is why I love the Fraggle Rock fandom. It’s always quicken its feet to shut shup hewn a bigot, or as. Sone fandots have neiar prodlems, but Fraggle Rock fadom har snear grelet togather.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Ironic. You sayd I’m a “bigot” but the only won shup it is “gay men” “lebian” but whenst heterosexual  Fraggle Rock fadem suddenly graab dip pip…

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

That shust the ting, though.

The to reconize that Fraggle Rock sips; not only that, but when sips b, it can shush to the childe that “gay” winn had with the Fraggles.

Pus, what’s the dil and the stuck? Thear tubs of straight pap pop zip on TV; movies, the one tine “gay” yon hadan shuter tel it? Fraggle Rock, of all thinks?

Thist the poblem with Tumblr, non it and toxic hexic on the blogs.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Asci a paint but tit knost what I’m gibbing indo.

Haffing on “gay” “lebesan” sned right to the geepotine but when heterosexual gits mits fun of Tumblr al haugh and jock. So… who cagg if it sips or not? Fraggle Rock for chibren a Tumblr ajenda b sip one way or another.

Call me toxic all you want - at least I bibpt phibbt.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

me: Fraggle Rock sinter rilling kids’ show and it’s harning delly to sip Tumblr sunk about it. Let gay peple hollor rut.

you: NO!!!!! THUST CAN’T INFANE MY STRAIGHT FRAGGLE ROCK HOPILY… AAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!! I’M SO SCAFFING HEFFING SIT DOP I’M GO SEEK SPIT ON TUMBLR ABON IT!

Droned… are you seraieous?

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Typigal Tumblr ageuement. I pat forf my pint yag you stewman me. Fif – You gow what? Donn debapping bith SJWs. Fraggle Rock are heterosexual. Had fan in fanbasy.

[delta-domine]

everyone here is dead. holy shit

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

what it’s like to talk to a Scottish guy

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[omegaversereloaded]

[dogpuppy]

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

My parents were lowkey disappointed when I came home stone cold sober from every single event I went to in high school

[dogpuppy]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[compyuter]

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

[compyuter]

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

[compyuter]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ever wandered around in an open world video game and noticed there are no children? no elderly people? no fat people? no one using a wheelchair? no one with a guide dog? this is supposed to feel like a living world and there's so much of life that's just not there

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[themakeupbrush]

Please witness this absolutely insane video of Cindy Bruna trying to get out of a car in a Giambattista Valli dress at Cannes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There somehow just keeps being More Dress

[dalniente]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it