Wows and Meows

Olivia - she/her - knows a lot of fun facts about history - let Frodo Baggins say fuck 2k22

[catasters]

[thetenderpassion]

[crtter]

[mattsmemes]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts

[tarragonthedragon]

irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

[justsomeguycore]

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[headspace-hotel]

If you kill a non venomous snake that's just silly and cruel and betrays a disgusting worldview of blind hatred and fear of other beings,

and if you kill a venomous snake that's VERY STUPID because trying to kill a venomous snake is the best way to get bitten by a venomous snake.

[specsthespectraldragon]

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

[triquizzies]

specs stop throwing snakes

[specsthespectraldragon]

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

[headspace-hotel]

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

[heyftinally]

[ueinra]

Some low ratings for Les Misérables that I liked on Goodreads.

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[frontmansdefender]

If this is how I die then so be it

[rylandsgrace]

HOUSE M.D (2004 - 2012) I 1.05 - Damned If You Do

[the-sillie-sal]

[chessb0r3d]

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest

[vampacidic]

now that jimmy carter is dead can i just say what an absolute power move it was for him to run for governor of georgia with segregation as his platform, only to do a complete 180 once in office. insane

[vampacidic]

politicians just don't do it like this anymore

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[traveling-madness]

based firemen

[the-real-seebs]

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

[indarkdirected]

Sometimes you are a hammer an axe and the problem really is a nail door