La Nueva Condena.

Venezuelan-Trinidadian-American. 100% Pure Silk.

[tempxo]

a daily mood

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

spongebob critical

[radicles]

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

[mizumanta]

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

[vote-for-eggman]

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

[monkey-network]

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

[sidetable-drawer]

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

[deactivated-blog]

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

he did??

[deactivated-blog]

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

[marauders4evr]

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

[birdgirl34]

“now what?”

[marauders4evr]

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

[whateverdrippy]

[almondkittie]

I heard that!!!

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[dollargenesis]

this is horrifying because op just assumes that this is relatable enough for everyone and then person 2 somehow has a kermit meme to match that

[peachscnapps-deactivated2018071]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to masturbate before reaching out to the person you THINK you miss or wanna talk to. If you bust that nut and still feel that way? Cool reach out, but an unfulfilled orgasm really will take over your mind and get you in some mess you really don’t need to be in

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

[gaystation-4]

when everyone else is enjoying an audio post that tumblr won’t let you play

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[theguardianbear]

I really need the money right. Just got in a car crash and need me a new one 😩

[paganbear]

Eh screw it… why not

[queenstravelingdarling]

Let this work lord

[softnessisaweapon]

“money is coming, money is coming” *nola darling voice*

[slavery]

Amazon whys my cock so small

[sexwitsockson]

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

[slavery]

Alexa kill this clown

[husbandcinnamon]

black mirror season 5

[lozziemcguire-deactivated202109]

y’all:  sasha velour didn’t deserve to win

me:

[leplastiquedick]

she didnt lmao

[apimeleki]

shea was robbed

[long-ago-1234567890]

ok heres what i dont understand. why is pizza considered “unheathy”???? it’s literally just bread, tomatoes, and cheese. if u had that stuff as a non-pizza ppl would consider that a pretty healthy meal. why does it suddenly get a bad rep once it becomes pizza

[long-ago-1234567890]

[tamarrud]

ok but normalise going to coffee shops alone, eating dinner alone, going to the cinema alone. i’m okay & i’m not particularly sad or lonely. i feel bad that you’re feeling bad because i just happened to enjoy the company of myself today.

[alezzdanvers]

Jackie Cruz and Diane Guerrero at SF Pride

[malcolmxwiththeperm]

Doitlulike Iwuh lefoff badnbooje

[spanish-blog]

When people ask me why they should pay a human translator instead of using google translate I show them this picture:

[joshpeck]

‪Outkast singing “If what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exception” in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and it’s still too deep today‬

[torukun1]

“Y'all don’t wanna hear me, you just wanna dance”

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM