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Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”
cartoon characters re-imagined as millennials
1. Pokémon 2. Ed, Edd n Eddy 3. Power Puff Girls 4. Vanellope, Boo, and Lilo 5. The Proud Family 6. American Dragon: Jake Long 7. Scooby-Doo 8. Totally Spies 9. Sailor Moon 10. Danny Phantom
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LMAOOO ….unmute this
LMFAOOOOOO
Repost for technical problems. Credit to the owner.
My Bri Bri. 💜
i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this
Sorry for the long post :)
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I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO GOOD
this is like the best long post ive seen in this website so far
Can you appreciate that this is an animated drawing of someone drawing and it’s fucking perfect.
Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.
Omg I hit the reblog button so fast
i feel this on a spiritual level.
They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.
George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.
They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.
🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything
Why is my name always used for bad shit :(
But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples
or Pink Ladies
Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.
Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.
Granny Smiths are a crock of shit
YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE
fuji apples tho
Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)
PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS
You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples
All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.
BRAEBURN OR NOTHING
Royal Gala or go home
HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried
Things are heating up in the apple Fandom.
when you’re grinding for that gyarados
friend: fuck off stop punching me
me: its called platonic bdsm
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I’m at dinner and showed every single person at my table this