MCU Fury

Was forced into this by everyone else

[unstoppable-juggleknob]

nothing will ever be funnier than that bit in agents of shield where coulson says "get ready for a large file transfer" and then shoves an entire filing cabinet out of a 4th story window

[therealnickfury]

Really Coulson?

[therealnickfury]

can you make me an avenger?

I’m technically not in charge but why not? Just make sure you take care of Petey!

[therealnickfury]

i went on a college tour the other day :D Any tips for college?

Do NOT go for the early classes! You will want to sleep after all the homework! And please carry snacks not just for when you get hungry but in case you meet people that are! Snacks make you make friends.

[therealnickfury]

Meow

Translation- FURY IS THAT YOU?

@gooseygoodboy

Oh god! Who let goose on here????

[peterparker-official]

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I called @agent-maria-hill aunt Maria once, I didn't go for the internship the next day dude

[agent-maria-hill]

And I told you, I do not mind that. I accidentally called @therealnickfury dad once. On a mission. The whole batch heard.

[therealnickfury]

She did and now she is forever my child and I will harm whoever harms her.

[moongirlwidow]

Y’all are cute

SHIELD should have a father-daughter dance at this rate

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Omggg this is SUCH a good idea! 100% agreed

[moongirlwidow]

@therealnickfury we should actually organize that-

Phil Coulson showing up with Jemma, Daisy and Bobbi in tow would be amazing though, because we all know he’d bring all of them

[therealnickfury]

Yes we should. Stark, would you plan it?

[capt-carter-mostly-official]

I’m happy to help plan as well if you’d like

[therealnickfury]

Yes! I should’ve asked you first! @capt-carter-mostly-official Tony’s parties aren’t really for fathers and daughters.

[capt-carter-mostly-official]

No need to worry about it, Nicholas

You’d be surprised the things that Anthony is capable of — he does have a daughter in at least one world, and he does know how to keep things family friendly if he tries to

[therealnickfury]

Yeah I know but my stark never really tries to keep pg.

[peterparker-official]

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I called @agent-maria-hill aunt Maria once, I didn't go for the internship the next day dude

[agent-maria-hill]

And I told you, I do not mind that. I accidentally called @therealnickfury dad once. On a mission. The whole batch heard.

[therealnickfury]

She did and now she is forever my child and I will harm whoever harms her.

[moongirlwidow]

Y’all are cute

SHIELD should have a father-daughter dance at this rate

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Omggg this is SUCH a good idea! 100% agreed

[moongirlwidow]

@therealnickfury we should actually organize that-

Phil Coulson showing up with Jemma, Daisy and Bobbi in tow would be amazing though, because we all know he’d bring all of them

[therealnickfury]

Yes we should. Stark, would you plan it?

[capt-carter-mostly-official]

I’m happy to help plan as well if you’d like

[therealnickfury]

Yes! I should’ve asked you first! @capt-carter-mostly-official Tony’s parties aren’t really for fathers and daughters.

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Well, he has been doing a pretty great job since he got Morgan

[therealnickfury]

Only because Pepper would kill him.

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Okay that's true... But like he still has grown into a different man ! @theironcan is like a pretty good dad from what Ms. Potts told me-

[therealnickfury]

I believe you but he’s still not gonna plan it.

[peterparker-official]

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I called @agent-maria-hill aunt Maria once, I didn't go for the internship the next day dude

[agent-maria-hill]

And I told you, I do not mind that. I accidentally called @therealnickfury dad once. On a mission. The whole batch heard.

[therealnickfury]

She did and now she is forever my child and I will harm whoever harms her.

[moongirlwidow]

Y’all are cute

SHIELD should have a father-daughter dance at this rate

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Omggg this is SUCH a good idea! 100% agreed

[moongirlwidow]

@therealnickfury we should actually organize that-

Phil Coulson showing up with Jemma, Daisy and Bobbi in tow would be amazing though, because we all know he’d bring all of them

[therealnickfury]

Yes we should. Stark, would you plan it?

[capt-carter-mostly-official]

I’m happy to help plan as well if you’d like

[therealnickfury]

Yes! I should’ve asked you first! @capt-carter-mostly-official Tony’s parties aren’t really for fathers and daughters.

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Well, he has been doing a pretty great job since he got Morgan

[therealnickfury]

Only because Pepper would kill him.

[therealnickfury]

So. I always call you Grandpa Fury. But I don't like it so I'll call you Grand Nicky the Furry :) or I'll just rename you that in my data base and call you Grandpa Nick

It’s just Fury. That’s what every other grandchild calls me and what they will continue to call me @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean.

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

You're not funny :(

[therealnickfury]

Good, that’s not a joke @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean

[peterparker-official]

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I called @agent-maria-hill aunt Maria once, I didn't go for the internship the next day dude

[agent-maria-hill]

And I told you, I do not mind that. I accidentally called @therealnickfury dad once. On a mission. The whole batch heard.

[therealnickfury]

She did and now she is forever my child and I will harm whoever harms her.

[moongirlwidow]

Y’all are cute

SHIELD should have a father-daughter dance at this rate

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Omggg this is SUCH a good idea! 100% agreed

[moongirlwidow]

@therealnickfury we should actually organize that-

Phil Coulson showing up with Jemma, Daisy and Bobbi in tow would be amazing though, because we all know he’d bring all of them

[therealnickfury]

Yes we should. Stark, would you plan it?

[capt-carter-mostly-official]

I’m happy to help plan as well if you’d like

[therealnickfury]

Yes! I should’ve asked you first! @capt-carter-mostly-official Tony’s parties aren’t really for fathers and daughters.

[therealnickfury]

So. I always call you Grandpa Fury. But I don't like it so I'll call you Grand Nicky the Furry :) or I'll just rename you that in my data base and call you Grandpa Nick

It’s just Fury. That’s what every other grandchild calls me and what they will continue to call me @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean.

[peterparker-official]

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I called @agent-maria-hill aunt Maria once, I didn't go for the internship the next day dude

[agent-maria-hill]

And I told you, I do not mind that. I accidentally called @therealnickfury dad once. On a mission. The whole batch heard.

[therealnickfury]

She did and now she is forever my child and I will harm whoever harms her.

[moongirlwidow]

Y’all are cute

SHIELD should have a father-daughter dance at this rate

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Omggg this is SUCH a good idea! 100% agreed

[moongirlwidow]

@therealnickfury we should actually organize that-

Phil Coulson showing up with Jemma, Daisy and Bobbi in tow would be amazing though, because we all know he’d bring all of them

[therealnickfury]

Yes we should. Stark, would you plan it?

[peterparker-official]

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I called @agent-maria-hill aunt Maria once, I didn't go for the internship the next day dude

[agent-maria-hill]

And I told you, I do not mind that. I accidentally called @therealnickfury dad once. On a mission. The whole batch heard.

[therealnickfury]

She did and now she is forever my child and I will harm whoever harms her.

[therealnickfury]

Totally just asking for a friend, does anyone know if Coulson is on this app? I don’t exactly know how to look for his blog and I felt like you or @agent-maria-hill would know.

I have no idea.

[therealnickfury]

You’re invited to my wedding, Nick.

I would assume so considering you are technically my daughter.

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[lily-of-the-flame]

Tbh I think my mom already suspects. She keeps asking me "are you sure you're a boy?"

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this hits 20k by March I'll tell them then otherwise I'll wait until 50k notes.

Also I'll show them the longest version of the post I can find.

Good luck. Have fun. No murder.

[supermilkshakebanana]

Challenge accepted

@flightlaw @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean @mettallon @ilikemiddleagedmarvelchar @thedreemer @agent-maria-hill @kamala-msmarvel-khan @superherokisser @k---a----i @goddessof-death @achilleslefttoe @athens-not-greece @ultraviolent-disaster @esmerxyaugusta @spider-swift @daniel-targaryen @cringecat9 @not-a-poser @ultimatedreamer104 @dynamicccsworld @ab-art-07 @uniquedetectivejellie @rxmqnova @yourfavoriteweirdo19 @theninjabozo @totallynots8tan @wintersoldierishere @finnslay @mr-mrs-vampire @harleykeener69

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

@thedreemer @t-marvellove @bisexualswordlady @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @cha0ticlesbian @mettallon @caroldanverofficial @padchai @uniquedetectivejellie @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian @kyky-maximoff @kamala-msmarvel-khan @agent-maria-hill

Alright let's do this people NO BAKING DOWN PEOPLE

[mettallon]

@achilleslefttoe @enthusispastic @vivian-velvich-marvel-dc @ilikemiddleagedmarvelchar @ab-art-07 @totallynots8tan @greatwerewolfbeliever @uniquedetectivejellie @wintersoldierishere @flightlaw @daniel-targaryen @dontlookatmya03history @thefuzzhead @nil-me-setanta @goddessof-death

FOR THE SAKE OF GENDEEERRRR!!!!!

[therealnickfury]

For the love of god please help

[supermilkshakebanana]

I say we should have a sleepover, at yours or mine, whatever, but we MUST have a sleepover together

Absolutely. I say I come over to your house right after I packed my stuff

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Well, I'll probably go with you, took some day off as an intern to spend sometimes in New Asgard with my papa. We should probably go now if we wanna reach home before noon

[supermilkshakebanana]

Yesss. Let's goo! But in the car we need to blast goos music alright?

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Duh is that even a question ? *put on my sunglasses* I'm driving btw

[supermilkshakebanana]

Cool! I'll be passenger princess queen

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Alright my queen, packages in the back *open the passenger door* and don't forget to put your seat belt on

[supermilkshakebanana]

Of course hun /p

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Oh and no eating in the car, or you clean it after. It's not mine but my papa can't drive for her life so I'm the one using the car :)

[supermilkshakebanana]

Lmao is she really that bad at driving?

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Please. A Valkyrie on the battle field ??? Great, we absolutely love it, but Valkyrie behind a wheel ??? You don't wanna experience that darling (/p) but you know that's why I love her

[supermilkshakebanana]

Yeah, that would be terrifying hun

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Honestly, papa told me there wasn't a time when she wouldn't crash into a pol- oh shoot ! *quihkly stopping the car* Dang people don't know how to drive there was a stop for them damn it !

[supermilkshakebanana]

People really don't know how to drive huh

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Yeah, it's infuriating, like I know we're in NYC but still, oh and also, once we reach the coast I have Neptune waiting so hope you're not scared of flying

[supermilkshakebanana]

I LOVE flying. As long as we don't crash, but I trust you

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I mean, Neptune is more of like a Pegasus, so I would trust him you know, I don't always control him but he's pretty calm

[supermilkshakebanana]

I still trust you. I love pegasuses, so it's gonna be amazing

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Alright then, also did you bring any warm clothes ? It's kinda cold in there if you're not used to the temperature

[supermilkshakebanana]

I am used to cold weather, don't worry

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I don't know if you're in but I was planning on having a girl's night ???

[supermilkshakebanana]

Oh hell yeah

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Plus I've heard some gossip around the office today omggg

[supermilkshakebanana]

Spill the tea darling /p

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

You know how Agent Brooke and Agent Slovisk went on a mission last week ? I heard that they kissed for whatever undercover reason and Agent Raymond, who is actually Agent Brooke's girlfriend discovered it AND Agent Brooke actually admited liking the kiss

[supermilkshakebanana]

Do I smell a love triangle???? Also gayyyyy

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I know right ! And then I was omg, but guess what ?? Agent Raymond was actually acting pretty cold toward Agent Brooke which was the main reason why Agent Brooke kissed Agent Slovisk at first, she didn't expect to like the kiss

[supermilkshakebanana]

*gasp* please tell me there is more

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

Well, I had to bring some files to Fury from your mom but I did heard that Agent Raymond and Agent Slovisk will be sent together in a mission in like three days or something so we'll see what happen

[supermilkshakebanana]

I wanna hug the person who made them do the mission together for this

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

I actually think @therealnickfury it on purpose, he's very much into office gossip really

[therealnickfury]

I did only so that way they would stop eye-fucking each other when they think people wont notice.

[therealnickfury]

Got some information on one person who was somehow involved in the incident with the Truman building. They aren’t giving me shit though and can’t have worked alone

— @moongirlwidow

P.s. torture isn’t in the cards since Nat would kill me

Well I’ll see if Loki or Wanda can just read their mind and see who their working with and how this happened.