Hey.

Theresa. Asian. Lesbian. Percussionist.

[sixpenceee]

One shoot film | source

[architectofimagination]

Holy. Shit.

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

I'll have whatever the Fuck they're havin

[rattle-my-stars]

if you missed the part where they said they’re on adderall then you could probably use some, yeah

[outofcontextdnd]

“Uh, I can’t tell you my hit points because that’s a violation of HIPPA”

[goddamnshinyrock]

> It's 10pm, I'm alone in my house with the dog, and I hear a rustling from the kitchen. > Oh good, dog is finally eating her dinner, she's been so sick and picky lately I think, relieved. > Wait. hang on. > I heard her eat dinner an hour ago, what could she possibly be getting into now? > I look down. > My dog is sitting meekly next to me, also gazing curiously towards the kitchen.

> WHAT is currently eating dinner in my kitchen?

> I exchange glances with the dog, and motion frantically towards the rustling. > She looks at the doorway, looks back to me, and then lays her head down on her paws. Okay, fine, message received. Lucy has declared herself Too Old For Guard-Dogging. Whatever is in the kitchen is going to be my problem. > I get up, cross the room, and flip on the kitchen light. > A very large, very fat rat is sitting peacefully in bag of birdseed on the bottom shelf of the wire rack. > Our eyes meet. He is holding a sunflower seed. I am unarmed. > "Uh? Get out of my house?" I suggest, tentatively. I do not want to fight this rat. He would win. > He leaves, graciously. > I will now definitely be more diligent about closing the porch door after sunset.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the older I get the more convinced I am that the majority of adults who misuse teenage slang know EXACTLY what they are doing and just want to watch the world cringe

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[aniseandspearmint]

I imagine not everyone who freaks out actually lied, per se. Like, you can be chill with spiders, even like them, but then realize a hundred wolf spiders crawling all over you is a threshold you didn’t realize you had.

[laurasbailey]

it’s been years and i’m still thinking about how tatiana maslany did that with orphan black

[scoutingthetrooper]

katherine blower ghosts

[theresaspov]

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[theresaspov]

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[letmebegaytodd]

Replaying your favorite vido game and getting to your least favorite part again

[sixpenceee]

[weaver-z]

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

[dingdongyouarewrong]

they hate to see a girlbug winning

[gayplanets]

utterly obsessed with this headline

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[rainbowravioli]

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

[mandojerk]

This show is a fucking gift

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[cherrystrawberrie]