The Return of Trainer Red

A hodgepodge of everything I love, but probably mostly Pokémon stuff. 27, Texas, He/Him. Icon by kkcaughtashootingstar!

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

[vampkillerkiller]

???

[vampkillerkiller]

I wanted to figure out what the hell was going on here, so I did a reverse image search and now I have even more questions?

Why is he reading the Bible?

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[unorthodoxchronicles]

[fictionspacecowboy]

Yes Mistress

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[kookenhakken]

[swordshapedleaves]

nighttime treat ten year anniversary

[charl0ttan]

charlotte my tummy hurts how do i fix this :<

SWITCH TO LINUX

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[storyweavingspider]

This post is a curse upon your landlord. May all the repairs they refuse to do in a timely manner happen to their personal residence, and may all their properties form tenants unions.

[dicksizer]

[dicksizer]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[dgeometric]

Had a dream instead of AI everyone was using their Furby for everything. Like "Did you ask Furby?" and "I just had Furby write it for me." I almost got hit by a Furby driven bus.

[girlsnighteverynight]

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]