The Return of Trainer Red

A hodgepodge of everything I love, but probably mostly Pokémon stuff. 27, Texas, He/Him. Icon by kkcaughtashootingstar!

[felipeiv]

[secretgarden]

banana laffy taffy makes my cunt wet

[throathole]

[catinabed]

I really like that we keep him in our pocket

[aire1111]

your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[machine-unlearning]

[marlinspirkhall]

[recoveredcombatsister]

sorry not sorry if youre queer and still a mormon your voice should be ignored

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[vilebloods]

baby cats very cute

[kyotoprotocols]

[3frogs]

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

[shortcircuit908]

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[feather--fall]

to me, my perverts!

[frontmansdog]

to be completely honest *starts lying

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔