Cuntageous Fuckers

Sharon, 20 My dog is my only friend

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[sarmaemoji]

✅ staff reviewed

[communistbussy]

WikiHow said fuck blue lives

[delirious--mistakes]

[silentwalrus1]

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[beyondthesleep]

[horriblytasty]

[memewhore]

[lea-ts-deactivated20211009]

[bathroomcube]

[bathroomcube]

[bathroomcube]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[thelostzelda]

[official-lucifers-child]

the first comic is the sequel to the second comic

[nineherbscharm]

[pissvortex]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[calamity-blossom]

[seravph]

[dangerscully]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[cowboy]

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

[cowboy]

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

[quinintheclouds]

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

[headspace-hotel]

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

[ankewehner]

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

[headspace-hotel]

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

[day-time-dream]

where is the raccoon getting the heart

[cowboy]

don't worry about it