It just landed on the wrong planet

23 yo genderqueer bi ace. Pronouns they/them. 2:1 degree in Anthropology with History. I have two wonderful bearded dragons, a beautiful hamster, a million snails, and an awesome fiancé!

[hosseinis]

it’s memorial day. we’re chowing down on burgers. i am with my family. the sun is beaming. my dad is playing the 80s station. i am content.

suddenly the opening chorus of “carry on my wayward son” plays. for one moment i am thrown back into a black pit of plaid hell and cheap one-liners. for one terrible second i look into the middle distance and think to myself, “the road so far.”

i will never fucking recover from being a supernatural fan. it is a blight upon my very existence. it has been five goddamn years since i gave up on that hell show. when will eric kripke set my soul free. when will i at last know peace

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[weavemama]

If anyone in the future ever asks me what 2017 was like I’m just gonna show them this tweet

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[therocketpreformedperfectly]

My beautiful beardie Jubsie

[tarotbylauren]

Me: Sits in pajamas showing my bearded dragon tarot cards. 

[therocketpreformedperfectly]

My beautiful dragon

[chimeracuddles-deactivated20230]

So this is a post for a good buddy who crossed to rainbow bridge today

September 2008, my mam somehow thinks it’s a good idea to give an anxiety ridden kid a live animal to look after…

Turns out we had loads in common. We started a book club together.

Ollie Grew. I Grew

When I was still too young to watch Game of Thrones, so I watched it slyly on my laptop and told my mam it was like Merlin

The year Peeta Mellark came to visit

Ollie was unimpressed

and left

the summer it was so hot we got him his own tiny pool

and the winter he attacked Santa

and stole his hat

The time he was a teenager and messed up his home on a daily basis (That tongue) 

The time we took him to a Reptile Beauty Show and he came last after getting all moody at another male, turning black and challenged the judges when they picked him up, leading him to score 0 for being bad tempered. :’D (Also the day he was confirmed as being a boy)

His favorite time - Floor time

He always ended up on the stairs going upstairs

meeting other animals

putting up with his human’s pranks - Sand castle! 

That smile he always had. He may have just been cooling down, but it looked happy

He knew everything about me as I often told him things, in my bedroom if I had a bad day in class. In kitchen often getting Rocket out the fridge(His favorite leaf to eat) and feeding him on my shoulder.  He knew most of my friends on here as I would talk to him as I scrolled down, pointing you out for your shameful deeds. Ollie often trying to eat the laptop’s mouse on screen or step on the keys, if you got some weird random letters from me, chances were it was just Ollie. I lost count of all the hours he must have heard me trying to sing along to alt rock songs, only for me to turn and find his head to the side as if saying WTH or the little eyes looking at me accusingly as I sneaked on here rather then doing homework. 

Oliver “Ollie” Dragon 2008 - 2017 RIP May you hunt all the locust at Rainbow Bridge 

[atsird]

I painted my cousin’s lizard, Gordon.

[kumagawa]

The filters handed out by planned parenthood and the government aren’t working for Flint’s water.

[jehovahhthickness]

Wow

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

im fucking crying 

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

This is heartbreaking. Please don’t forget about the water crisis in Flint; we can’t let them be forgotten / allow this to go on any longer than it already has. Continue talking about it, blogging about it, and doing everything in your power to help them in the meantime (especially bottled water and/or monetary donations to reputable, approved organizations heading the relief effort).

[robothugscomic]

New comic! (link)

I hope you all like your official animals. I know there isn’t one for everyone. Please feel free to nominate your own.

[lesbianshepard]

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

[odditymall]

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

This some of that James Bond shit.

[justsomefuckingguy]

Swiss Army Hairclip

[grandenchanterfiona]

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

FINALLY!!!

[naamahdarling]

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

[fearlessjones]

this is some Kingsman shit right here

[mageofcolors]

@mysterysolver

[literalbirdperson]

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

[enayla]

It’s all in the details… I worked crazy hard on my Dolores cosplay from Westworld to get it as close to the source as possible!  All of the fabric was custom-dyed in several batches, and I made the belt pouch and most of the trim from scratch.  When I saw this photo, I couldn’t resist doing a little comparison :) (I’m on the left, reference on the right) Facebook | DeviantART | Twitter

[eartharchives]

Carrying the world: the environmental burden on a snail’s shoulder

Deep in the jungle of Papua New Guinea, lives a small creature, bright as an emerald. The attractive sheen of the home on its back is a double-edged sword for this slow-moving creature.

They are small, shelled, slimy, and slowly inching closer to extinction. Almost 1,800 of them are threatened, a number higher than the adorable mammals and the ever-present insects. It’s time we listen to the cry for help from the underdogs of endangered animals: the snails.

Written by: @cyan-biologist & @franzanth Image credit: @franzanth

[thebrainscoop]

aw man, we did a video about marine snails (here it is!) but we haven’t talked about freshwater or land snails and snails are the besssssst

[ithelpstodream]

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Furkids Animal Rescue and Shelters is Georgia’s largest no-kill animal rescue & shelters. Adopt. Volunteer. Donate.

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[seiya234]

This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever

[jumpingjacktrash]

i had to rewatch it twice because i missed half the dialogue due to laughing

[vastderp]

The lady being a flail guy omg

[rudescience]

“2016 models are compatible with Windows”

Omg i love this video so much. 

[binskz]

u.k. people - the election is tomorrow. (8th june) polls are open 7am to 10pm. you don’t need your polling card to vote. if you don’t know where to vote, go to this website and put in your postcode, it will tell you where your polling station is.

this website will tell you who to vote for in your constituency for the best way to get the tories out. please vote. i don’t care if the weather’s shite or if you’re too busy or what. put a coat on, plan your day as best you can and get to the polling station.