#poor regulus

[hawthornewhore]

when james and regulus go to the beach together, james puts on like one layer of sunscreen all day and ends up being super tan by the end of the day. regulus, on the other hand, applies sunscreen every hour and a half and still ends up getting burnt to a crisp by the time the sun has set.

james thinks it's the funniest thing ever and it annoys regulus so goddamn much

[maraudersheadcanons]

James: *eating chips loudly* “You ever think the Sorting Hat was just high?”

Remus: “Every day.” *Remus replies while eating sandwich*

Sirius: “It looked at me and said ‘oh he’s feral.’”

Regulus: “It looked at me and said ‘therapy.’”

Remus: *chokes after not expecting that*

Sirius: “It wasn’t wrong.”

[marswrites11120]

Im talking with a friend and her love life is so crazy it could be a fanfic...soo what if it was? Regulus has had a confusing life he doesn't even know how it got to this point, having a friend he was very aware that liked him. That being Barty, the crush was obvious, yet its like the man can't make up his mind if he just wants to fuck around or actually be with Regulus or not. then there was James, and don't get Regulus wrong he was sweet but at the same time were his words just him being kind or actually flirting? there was no telling. And those two are just his main problems he has many more along the way. aka the list of lovers of Regulus Black.

[flameeyed]

6th year's Slytherin dorm after Christmas

Dorcas: So how was the holiday?

Evan: I was bored most of the time, to the point where I started reading Ancient Runes for New Learners.

Barty: I convinced mom that baking can't be that difficult after my Potions OWLs...*shrugs* On a completely unrelated note, we renovated our kitchen.

Pandora: I had a dream where we were being chased by dead unicorns and crows were croaking about our time running out and then it suddenly started raining, and green lightning was everywhere and I turned and saw I was standing at the edge of a cliff and below it was a dark lake and Barty was standing on the island alone and then I jumped to get to him and woke up.

Everyone: . . .

Regulus: I got the Dark Mark.

[julesart04]

Poor Reggie 🤣 James is the only one who can get away with this ✨☀️

[moon-drunk-8]

IMAGINE you make it out of A DEATH ARENA with the man you've been IN LOVE WITH for FIFTEEN YEARS only to be entirely WAY TOO TRAUMATISED by the whole experience to so much as LOOK at him much less be with him only for him to be dressed up ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS for your victory tour where you have to act all LOVEY DOVEY in front of LITERALLY EVERY DISTRICT and his FATHER catches you eyeing him up 😭 😭

[thelegitcasper]

dumbledore is always painted to be this Great Guy. but what about when the troubled students need help? what does he do then? did he save regulus? draco? all the children who were forced to fight in a war that they didn't believe in? anyone except the famous and beloved harry potter? no, he did not.

[moony-regulusversion]

Can we all agree that the song „iloveitiloveitiloveit“ - Bella Kay is SO toxic Bartylus coded? Like

„You're a bad idea, but a real good time

Oh, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it 'cause I do

I'm a couple minutes out from relapsing into you

Oh, fuck it, baby, I love it, I love it, love it, I

I love it when we fight and I like it when you're mean“

THATS SO THEM