Tales of a PokeMaster

Zack. 21. United States. Let's talk GoT

[melaboveall]

[whomst]

Me checking up on my town in animal crossing after abandoning the villagers for months at a time:

[sparxflame]

friends: so what do u do in ur spare time

me: run larps and tabletop games lol

prospective employers: so what do you do in your spare time

me: 

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

in all seriousness, this is a fantastic way to put this on your resume

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[0v9]

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

[soppingbeast-deactivated2023102]

Fallout New Vegas 2 - The Twin Petes

Bethesda Softworks, 2010

[solardivulger]

[relishboi]

they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one

[meangirlnurse]

i’ve realized something terrible

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

i didn’t want to know this existed

[bearlyholdingittogether]

this is, unequivocally, the worst post you have CURSED this site with

[vampirezigzagoon]

[irregodless]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[amesantiagos]

hello, it’s me…  

[theweirdwideweb]

[humoristics]

Killed it

credit

[allthingsgerman]

The cover of the next Stern, a German news magazine.

The title Sein Kampf (transl. his struggle) is a play on the title of Hitler’s autobiography Mein Kampf (transl. my struggle).

The full translation of the cover would be

HIS STRUGGLE

Neonazis, Ku-Klux-Klan, Racism:

How Donald Trump is stirring up hatred in America

[liberalsarecool]

When Germans call you a Nazi….

[skybear59-deactivated20190601]

[lavvyan]

I see so much commentary in the tags about how Trump can’t be a Nazi because he’s pro-Israel, and I’m sitting here like, guys. Children. Nazi doesn’t mean “kills Jews.” That was the horrible outcome. The ideology itself was putting one’s own nation above all else (ring a bell?) while undermining democratic values (RING A BELL?) and being blatantly racist (RING A… you know what, forget it, you’re not listening to me anyway). 

Instead of anti-communism you now have fierce pro-capitalism and instead of Jewish people being called animals you now have immigrants facing the same hatred. You already have the denunciations and people walking from door to door trying to root out “illegals.”

Current US politics may not involve any gas chambers, but Hitler didn’t burst on the political scene with “Let’s kill all the Jews!” either. If you honestly think US policies won’t escalate further, especially if Trump gets a second term, you’re standing chin-deep in denial.

[tobinlaughing]

I know it’s from a superhero movie, but the line I keep running in my head is, “Everyone forgets that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own.”

[aerodynamicsa]

@dutchalcapone I told you so

[mistergoodkat]

every episode of queer eye

bobby: your house is blue and grey now  antoni: do you like dip tan: patterned shirt, french tuck jonathan: literally just wash your face karamo: FACE YOUR DEMONS 

[imawomanwhatsyoursuperpower]

Shoutout to people who thinks women can’t sell movie and make money.

[daenerystargaryendaily]

“The prince who was promised will bring the dawn.” I’m afraid I’m not a prince. Your Grace, forgive me, but your translation is not quite accurate. That noun has no gender in High Valyrian.

[alex-is-fragile-deactivated2019]

*goes to college*

person: what are you majoring in?

me (an intellectual): disappointing my parents