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[power-handmaiden]

Day 365: Pounded By The Peace And Contentment I Feel Around Someone I Truly Love

I was so happy to read this one as the penultimate tingler of the year. The beginning of it really encapsulates something I love about Dr. Tingle's approach to living concepts, something I've remarked on many times over the course of the year. He finds the sympathetic and desirable parts of challenging concepts, and as in the start of this tingler, the challenging parts of generally positive ideas.

The comfortable, years-long established relationship in this tingler is one I deeply relate to. A comfortable understanding that doesn't need anything flashy to sustain it, it thrives on home cooked meals and quiet companionship. At its best, a relationship like this seems effortless, but every relationship has some level of work required. Being completely relaxed around someone else also means being vulnerable enough to show your true self to them, and giving that level of trust to someone is not easy! The living object in this story manifests in a way that recognizes this truth.

People generally think of "working through" emotions when they're negative ones. It's rare to see positive feelings examined in the same depth. This tingler does just that, though, it explores comfort and intimacy thoroughly via the manifestation of the living concept, from the challenges to the pure joy that infuses the eventual pounding. It's all part of a complex and beautiful picture.

[drchucktingle]

buckaroos know

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

[carpebutts]

Subway? No, this is Domway, where we ask you what things you like on your sandwich, what you don’t want, and what you’re thinking of trying and then help you come up with a combo that makes you happy. If you want to feel the pain of jalapenos burning your mouth as you eat, we will take joy in making that happen and watching you squirm and reach for your drink over and over. If you would simply like some comfort food in the form of some tuna salad, we’ll make that happen. And if you want to be told how we’re gonna make your sandwich instead of being asked about it, you’re still free to stop us at any time, because this is still your sandwich. Domway: No CreepyDoms allowed. Eat fresh.

[bubblegumdomme]

This is perfect.

[kinky-little-thing]

What vanilla people and wannabe ‘Dominates’ [sic] think BDSM is, vs reality, in a nutshell.

[meeko-mar]

This is actually SUCH A GREAT SFW ANALOGY for BDSM though, wow, I am impressed and may use this if it ever comes up in conversation :D

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

[amanda-bakes]

Interesting; I didn’t know this was a thing.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

It’s apparently a thing, but it’s a very new thing, so it may need some help being known.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_for_Help

[dorothygale]

i'll just be controversial and say discord is not real social media. it's fine communication platform but it is not Posting! saying you're gonna move to discord is like saying you're gonna move to facebook messenger get outta here

[thesinsbehindmyback]

Tumblr is to PornHub as Discord is to OnlyFans.

[spacealienstuff]

'Nuff said...

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

imagine peacing out at the glue factory and then you miraculously wake up and look like this

[lunaticobscurity]

[thebiscuiteternal]

[obstinaterixatrix]

#the funny side effect is the anime is actually a really good sports anime with no fanservice #because they don't want to tarnish the horse images as per ip agreement

[evilkitten3]

you mean to tell me that rule 34 can only be subverted by the fucking mafia

[krystal-prisms]

What the fuck am I reading

[miscreant-side-puffs]

A post that will cost whoever the hell buys Tumblr a billion more dollars.

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

You into breeding?

No! Always adopt from a shelter! 🐶🐱🐹🐰

[pissvortex]

[j6]

imagine a frog giving u a blow job? its tongue is probably long enough so it can succ your cock and lick your booty hole at the same time

[canadianslut]

[thesinsbehindmyback]

Then there’s the eyes. Sinking into its skull to apply pressure in its mouth to just~ the right spot.

[batboyblog]

Because I’m sick to fucking death of viral posts about zip ties, or those scam signs about selling houses or needing cheap labor, or mini-vans hanging out at the gas station. That shit isn’t real, and it VICTIMIZES! real victims by covering up what really happens with fake 1980s stranger danger BS and makes it harder for real victims to get support and sets up a blame the victim narrative. So fucking stop it god damn. 

[ms-demeanor]

and most victims of child sex trafficking fall into two categories:

children exploited and trafficked by their families

Homeless minors engaging in survival sex work

One of the best ways to reduce sex trafficking is to provide resources and a robust safety net to allow people to escape from abusive situations. Housing first initiatives, safe injection sites with addictive drugs provided by local governments, and support for nontraditional family structures can all help to reduce sex trafficking.

Most of the victims of sex trafficking are safe to traffic because they’re people society has already decided that they don’t care about. Most are easy to traffic because they don’t have anyone they can go to for help.

I know these tweets are from 2019 but 2020 saw a massive surge in discussions of sex trafficking with almost no talk about who the victims are, and even less talk about how much more common labor trafficking is (and how hard things are for trafficked workers).

So. Like. Please shut the fuck up about the wayfair conspiracy theory and direct that energy to harassing your city council about housing first plans and expanding city services resources for abuse survivors.

[queeranarchism]

& If you’re thinking of supporting an organization that claims to combat sex trafficking, look carefully at how they define that and what they really do. Like 9 out of 10 times you’re giving your money to an organization that lobbies to criminalize sex work, pushes the police to do ‘anti-trafficking’ raids that deport undocumented sex workers, and forces homeless minors to return to their abusive parents.

(Or, if you don’t wanna do the research, give your money to organizations that support homeless people, support sex workers, support addict, support disabled people, support undocumented people, and explicitly include minors in that work.)

[hazeldomain]

i don't even like porn, but there's something deeply wrong with these people screaming that ALL porn is rape or pedophilia or whatever. even i know that there's way, way too many different kinds of porn out there to paint it all with the same brush. screaming at people who enjoy fully consensual adult porn doesn't do a single damn thing to help those who are actually being harmed.

Absolutely this. Understanding the difference between sex and rape is *vital* to both rape prevention, and the prosecution of rapists. When people put forth the idea that “women only have [this kind] of sex when they’re forced or coerced,” it creates a gray space of consensual conconsent that rapists can use to get away with their shit. Whether it’s BDSM or porn or sex work, it has be acknowledged that some people like doing those things. When women say “I like being tied up and spanked” and then anti-kink people say “women only say that when they’re coerced” it sends the message that women cannot be trusted to express their own preferences, and have to be goaded and nagged into "letting” their sexual partners do things they’re actually fine with. This creates a societal norm where rapists can shrug and say “well it’s so hard to figure out what a woman means how was I supposed to know the difference between ‘no’ and ‘real no’?” And then everyone else agrees because they’ve been listening to “baby it’s cold outside” since they were three and they think a woman pretending to say ‘no’ is just an expected part of foreplay. When you’re watching the pre- and post-scene interview and the actors are talking about their boundaries and the scene and what they liked and didn’t like fucking believe them. Them liking a kink you don’t like (whether it’s BDSM or just being filmed in general) doesn’t mean it was rape you white-knighting morons.  And lastly, the best possible thing that anyone can do to help victims of sexual trafficking, is legalize sex work. Sex workers (functionally) cannot report rape to the police. Neither can drug users or undocumented immigrants. Shaming them and trying to remove their source of income is not helpful. 

[unsettlingstories]

When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

[unsettlingstories]

Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?

[bramblepatch]

I’m sorry if no one’s explained this to you before but a content creator telling you that their work isn’t for minors and it’s not their responsibility to jump through hoops to keep it from you is an adult looking out for kids. they’re modeling good boundaries and setting the expectation that you’ll engage with the online community like a person and take responsibility for your choices. if you cannot understand that you need to look out for yourself and take people seriously when they say their work isn’t suitable for young audiences then you are not ready to be unsupervised on the internet.

[halcyon-s]

i slowed down lil nas x's music video to see what was thrown at him during his trial and it turns out it was a butt plug

[thesinsbehindmyback]

And a metal one at that. Ouch.

[mysharona1987]

[cipheramnesia]

Sometimes just to make myself nuts I consider the sequence of events necessary for “Chuck Tingle, ally for social justice to exist.”

[cipheramnesia]

Like, before anything else at all, someone who is at least a fair hand at writing has to have made the decision to write gay dinosaur fucking erotica. This is not as unlikely as you’d expect, but it’s still pretty unlikely.

[cipheramnesia]

Next, you have to be one of the people lucky enough to go viral online, but without having it blow up in your face. The improbably well written, unlikely subgenre of gay dinosaur fucking now has the further improbable chance to gain widespread online recognition but, for whatever reason, mostly positive attention.

[cipheramnesia]

I start to get a little bit frazzled when the Hugo Awards come up. I couldn’t even summarize the backstory here but the fact that Chuck Tingle got nominated for a Hugo Award and that has backstory is patently absurd. Which happened because someone wrote an very niche form of erotica which by sheer chance also went viral online.

[cipheramnesia]

But hold on, we have to go all the way back to the start because before ANY of this happened, somewhere in the past has to exist someone who has a kind heart, a good sense of humor, and a desire to help others. And he has to also be a decent writer of dinosaur erotica that goes viral and gets nominated for a Hugo Award.

[cipheramnesia]

Now complexities aside, basically what happened was a bunch of incel MRA type people decided to try to troll the Hugo Awards because they were mad about wins by people who were not cis straight white guys. That is a story.

But what they did was, instead of going for someone who would roll with their agenda, they more or less picked the now slightly less known and less viral dinosaur fucking erotic novels guy from a bit ago. And they tried to push him to a Hugo Award win out of petulant spite.

At this point a kind person with a desire to improve the world who happens to also write some decent dinosaur erotic fiction that is recognized because it went viral has been nominated for a Hugo Award because dickheads picked him at random to make a petty little point. Okay?

[cipheramnesia]

And because of that MASSIVE SERIES of absurd coincidences landed on what by SHEER FUCKING LUCK was a really good person, what happened was Chuck Tingle used the sudden attention to drag the SHIT out of the incels, landing a double extra viral special along with becoming the darling of thousands of nerds who were and are frankly sick of the entitlement of the fuckboys who to their everlasting embarrassment picked out Chuck to try and fail to make a point.

Furthermore, because by further complete damned CHANCE Chuck also was a pretty solid writer, he ends up gaining permanent, real unironic fans. Chuck is no longer viral, he is a legitimate celebrity writer specifically with regard to stories about getting pounded in the ass.

[cipheramnesia]

AND THEN, I say hands holding my head to keep it from exploding, AND THEN HE KEEPS FUCKING AT IT. Not just erotica, but working for social equality, promoting causes for disenfranchised people, bringing attention to social issues. Being an endless FUCKING ray of sunshine. While also still writing both regular AND political pounded in the ass fiction which, again, is pretty good by all reports.

And I sometimes go over all and all of this over again, and my head spins out because this series of chances is about the most fucking ever chances. And the outcome was a super kind person now has a chance to be kind to even more people.

Which all began with a nice person writing dinosaur erotica. Yeah.

[cipheramnesia]

I need everyone to understand I think about this at least once a month. How almost all of these coincidences are in some quantitative way measurable. Wondering what the end probability is. And I have to follow this entire train of thought, start to finish MULTIPLE TIMES any time it occurs to me.

[cipheramnesia]

The Hugo Award thing happened TWICE

[nudygoon]