the aurora system

25 it/she/they/xyr maid of hope TMA

[thesquidranger]

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Hi! My name is Aurora, this is my main account, I'm also @ash-thewitch and @byrne-lestat. DM me for my NSFW account, if you want it. Pervert 😊

[rednines]

Pepper spraying your third eye

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[starjasmines]

im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.

[eldritch-daughter]

Are you courting her with ancient texts of forbidden, eldritch knowledge? Are you actually even trying?

[starjasmines]

everyone wants me 😏 especially this guy chasing me with a knife

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SOLARPUNK WHO REALLY LIKES YOGURT: I think we as a community need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of chobanis foundational contributions to solarpunk theory

MILLENIAL BURGER CHAIN RUN BY ANTS: [high-pitched stomp clap hey music] here at bürgR, we do things a liiiiittle differently. it all started with one crazy idea: what if there was a burger with truffle fries... that was REALLY small

INSECURE MERCENARY: no no it's okay when I kill people it's not like I enjoy it I'm not some sicko who likes hurting people I'm just doing it for money

GUY WHO IS PRETENDING AN AMULET IS CURSED SO HE CAN KEEP IT FOR HIMSELF: ahhhh no man I'm feeling really sinister right now, like if you took this from me I might go crazy, I think I might be coveting this a little too much, it might be cursed, you probably don't want this, you shouldn't take my precious- I mean whaaaat what was that lol I didn't mean to call it "my precious" lmao the curse must be affecting me

SEALED DEITY EMINEM: I'm beginning to feel like a trapped god trapped god

GUY WHO THINKS EVERYTHING IS A NICKNAME: have you all listened to the new playboi cartholomew album yet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I think more media should narratively punish parents for not listening to their kids and specifically I think it should punish them in cruel and terrifying ways. I want real life parents to go through life with a healthy fear that if they ignore their children's boundaries a witch might cook and eat them

[sovietunion]

[irish-american-chan]

Im Thinking About Playing On The Jungle Gym As An Experiment

[maidthings]

dolly zoom can be a cinematographic technique but also a jubilant expression of joy

[sapphling]

nothing on earth could ever make you hate men as much as the way they treat you and talk to you when they're trying to convince you that it's wrong to hate them

[apisashla]

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

[whythebigpaws]

Look a little bit further, in the very back

[viralfrog]