[spinostarz]

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

[polychaete-of-the-day]

Polychaete of the day is this corn fritter I mean another Amblyosyllis. Why does this genus either look ghostly and magical, or chunky pancake?

Photo by Dennis Rabeling

[cosmonautroger]

[bogleech]

I want to know the original context, but I *will* forget it again on purpose.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[absyyynth]

[depsidase]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

you're all correct

[a-book-of-creatures]

How have I not discovered Wilson Bryan Key before

[a-book-of-creatures]

"Bestiality may be illegal throughout most of the world, but, at the symbolic level, it appears to have sold a lot of Sprite."

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[a-book-of-creatures]

I get it, I hate ads too and I want them dead, but this book is reaching harder than a Lamarckian giraffe to make its points.

[a-book-of-creatures]

"Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses."

I mean, the prospect of a cool beverage is -

"... Thinking in terms of male and female, which of the two Cinzano ice cubes would be female? ... Now ask, what is going on between this female and male set of ice cubes?"

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"... much credit must be given to the American advertising industry for its success in creating a sexual affair between two pieces of ice as a subliminal device with which to merchandise a liqueur."

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[a-book-of-creatures]

Are you being sexually aroused by this picture?

[uncivilliberties]

You can't take the piss out of this guy and then post the world's most fuckable ice cubes like that. You didn't even tag NSFW.

[a-book-of-creatures]

I didn't even share the Sprite ad u_u

This is the Sprite ad:

Do you see the subliminal seduction? Do you see it?

Relax again and look deeply into the almost hypnotic organization of bubbles surrounding the lime slice. Something rather strange is going on in the bubbles. The ear, an orifice of the human body, suggests that the effervescence rising from the glass may have aphrodisiac qualities, at least at the symbolic level, especially with the two-balled earring with one ball hanging lower than the other. Something highly symbolic is, indeed, going on in the bubbles above the lime slice. Before reading further, try to psych out the ice cubes in the glass. What is Sprite trying to tell you? The right side of the ice cube above the lime slice forms the back of an animal—a large shaggy dog with a pointed nose, or quite possibly a polar bear. The animal’s legs are extended outward to the left, parallel with the top of the lime. The animal’s arms (or legs, as you will) appear to be holding another figure which is human with long, feminine hair. Her face is located just above the animal’s head. The two figures, animal and human, are in what can only be described as a sexual intercourse position. The polar bear, dog, or whatever, is in sexual embrace with a nude woman.

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[triflesandparsnips]

[bogleech]

You'll never take his favorite rock

[snailspotter]

Today's snail: Olivancillaria auricularia | Ear Ancilla

(source)

[snailspotter]

oh, to be held gentle like the hamburger...

(sources: left, right)

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

My fav version of poll song #854 tbh

Mash-up source: video by 5piersy

[bonetrousled]

i can't bring myself to work on this anymore take this. now

Visit Original Link

[purronronner]

this is delightful but would it be possible to get some lyrics written out for my audio processing issues—

[bonetrousled]

to the bone (GOOD VERSION) lyrics below the cut

ᴄᴜᴍ grraahr. how was da faaaawf? if you wanna cᵤₘ give us Balls. we don't see ₕyᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤ Balls. i'll be SoDa Pop! [can opening] [slurping] Mmm! hey, Papyrus? what. Papyrus? whaaw. Can-Can! Cum ᴄᴜᴍ ᴄᴜᴍ cᵤₘ. Cum ᴄᴜᴍ ᴄᴜᴍ cᵤₘ ᴀᴀᴀw

you're just Parappa! I've gotta believe! call me what you want, i got. Skin! another bad joke and i'm finished with Skin! we are monsters, the awfullest kind! to ˢᵉˢ with ₛᵤₛ takes a lot of spine ᴼᵁᴳᴴ

wii [wii menu sound] bee [bee sounds] beeeee. eeeeee one day we'll make our way back to the Sus Sus

through lol 𝓵𝓸𝓵 travels your Balls will follow. your Balls aren't easy to swallow. who's the real MaaaMaaa now you should know. you've cut this story down to the ᴄᴜᴍ

really sans? what. the last line of the chorus is ᴄᴜᴍ? yup. YOUIYOUI that was very. CLELC. thanks, Papyrus? you're ₛᵤₛ in the undergound! thanks to da Balls. You're Gay! HOO! prepare to brawl GAME! you could Shush mercy to Shuuush. or turn all of us to Sust. is your heart full of Feef? or full of Lol?

i, the greawr Papaiyaya, challenge 𝕐𝕆𝕌 to try getting Bi! test the humans with one of your Puh-uhls. Sans, leave. LEAVE. i dare you to try a bite of spagheggi! sounds like the creepypasta's ᵐʸʸᵉᵉᵃᵃⁿᵍʰ. STOP IT. SANS.

we can ReerEEREE to your Balls. because YOU FUCK In Dick! [reverse splat] i am the Ass you're 𝙤𝙪𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙪𝙤𝙤𝙪𝙝 still alive Beca𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦 you'll Looewl yourmind when you WanDer for houhers. you might even Deciiiiiiiiiiii who's the real monster now you should know. you've FUCKed Cis story down to the Balls

someGay i'll join the royal rawr when i catch this child. can it be that hraaarrrr

[you need a shot of b-12 starts playing] look, if i'm being honest. my brother ain't nothing but harmless. i know you and all that you want. you'll get a lot more from sans than a font. the deeper you go, the messier it gets if i had it my way you'd already be DEAD. kidding if you couldn't tell i get so bored I amuse myself AAAOOOOGH

you're all alone

[catholic-femboys]

I keep trying to explain warframe stuff to my technically-baby tenno but I keep forgetting that this game is nonsensical so every plot point or piece of trivia sounds like I pulled it straight out of my ass

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[bogleech]

if this lady were coming to get you to death would you survive

only maybe

no

Voting ended onJul 14