Heaven Lies Beyond the Tenth Sphere

Hey, you look familiar. I'm sure we've met before. How about you grab a bite to eat, find a comfy spot, sit back, and relax. Ahhh. Doesn't that feel nice? Now feel free to luxuriate in the glorious oasis that is my Tumblr. they/them. full grown adult

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[swanlake1998]

making up backstage (sono osato), oil on canvas, 1940, by gladys rockmore davis

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[tomboyjessie13]

Happy Pride Eve!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rakdos-dogdyke]

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

[firebirdeternal]

My what a guy, that Gaston.

[bamboozledbunny]

As much as I love Jacob and Bella’s relationship, the switch-up in Eclipse pmo so much.

Like, Bella has fully chosen Edward and is engaged to him. Then, the minute Jacob finally decides to get over Bella, he manipulates her into kissing him because she doesn’t want to lose him. And all of the sudden she has some sort of deep, romantic love for him because they kissed.

It literally makes no sense.

I swear Stephenie Meyer just wanted to keep them close and apparently the only way to do that was to have the two be in love, but not in love enough to disrupt Edward’s relationship with Bella.

[anexperimentallife]

[chilewithcarnage]

[kaijuno]

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

[kaijuno]

More pics from that day

[depsidase]

[van1llaskys]

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[dracula61]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

So fucked up how he's just trying to get back on his feet but he's got this other guy standing directly above him and apparently taking all the donations even though he's the one doing all the work

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life