Lucio

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

Introductions are in order

I have been advised to introduce myself... If I must. I am Lucio of the Thumb. Thumb apprentice to my mentor Valencina of the House of Spiders and former Sottocapo. Once I become the perfect textbook I will tutor Yoshihide as instructed. I love the House, within the Spiders nest ill forever stay. (Any direct links to my main blog are accidents, I wish to associate the two)

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[drudg30n]

and my

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[its-beau-offical]

And my rats that crave human flesh

[bacone-official]

And my bacon

[khibikandi]

And my Red Mist

[djthefloofygirl]

And my Arbiter

[definitelynotdistorter]

And my light

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

any the parlament style

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[aarragagagg]

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

@dabadassk1raaaa made me do it...

[aarragagagg]

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

whatever makes them happy I suppose

[rukayans]

passive lorebomb

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

I Would Never (help me)

[djthefloofygirl]

So i got Lucio Heathcliff from the free 1300 lunacy we got and I made a new phrase for my uh manager ticket :3 (its a sex joke so uh suggestive warning on the phrase oh and ig my id number is there if anyone would like to add me 👉👈 :3)

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

what

[djthefloofygirl]

Oh uhhhh, hai there Lucio... haha Hai :3

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

The Parliament sword style is best used in one on one combat

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

ooc: i am such a dumbass my blog was privated omfgdmfmgfgfgnfkgf

[definitelynotdistorter]

hey I'm the guy who did the 67 sweeper. I'm sorry

It's ok. I forgive you, what's important is that you apologized-

Hey wait no you aren't that isn't the sweeper language you just spoke to me!

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

Mrs. Carmen I think they just wish to waste your time, dont you have other activites to do in the light

[mochiovo]

what if instead of being called the house of spiders apprentices they're called the house of homosexuality apprentices and they're woke welcome to my tomodachi life island

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

curse you

[maskedteatime]

just this once

luciora has been my favorite rarepair recently i dunno their parallels are too good to ignore + they're both my favorite + they both deserve incredible amounts of happiness

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

I suppose this will be fine

[djthefloofygirl]

So i got Lucio Heathcliff from the free 1300 lunacy we got and I made a new phrase for my uh manager ticket :3 (its a sex joke so uh suggestive warning on the phrase oh and ig my id number is there if anyone would like to add me 👉👈 :3)

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

what

[definitelynotdistorter]

Heya Carmen, have you ever heard of the sinnerlings?

Yeah I heard of them.

Dante dreamed them up right?

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

are they active in a mirror world mrs. Carmen?

[aarragagagg]

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

@dabadassk1raaaa made me do it...

[definitelynotdistorter]

so there's this girl, her uhm, name is valencina... can you uhh, yknow..

(asked from thethumbapprenticeakatextbook)

Can I what? There's a lot of things one can do. Please, do elaborate.

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

yknow... I just heard that you can uhh, make her like... go crazy... please, mamm

[windsandstar]

discarded

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

@dabadassk1raaaa you doin okay???

[leechingmer]

Moecliff guys

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

happy birthday heathcliff I guess

[gregorbud]

I hate you apple boy

-from @thethumbapprenticeakatextbook

It’s you… No hard feelings, bud?

[thethumbapprenticeakatextbook]

My chest quakes with every movement...