[natureell]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[transfemininomenon]

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[kairibloodheart]

is astounds me that each image seemed like the worst thing ever, but then the next image would top that, and now we have ascended to Lovecraftian levels of bad and I fear for the fabric of sanity and reality it may get worse the more this post grows. 

Please keep adding to this post.

[lime-on-my-side]

is this anything?

[ash-the-tiefling]

i hate you all except you spray can of sprite im okay with you existing

[zangoonse]

me when im drinking sprite

[thoughtcascades]

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

[arterial-blues-deactivated20260]

[guooey]

Thinking...

[pulpfanfiction]

[thoracs]

[gloctary-blog]

[pulpfanfiction]

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

[cremblr]

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

[cacilieblaas]

i tried and i failed

[kaijuerotica]

[delightfully-derranged]

i cant breathe.

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

send help. dying

[execute-order-66]

fuck

[kelssiel]

I am the snake in my boot

[sherlockjump-deactivated2015122]

I AM THE SNAKE IN MY BOOT

[vesku56]

[graveyarddirt]

[catcrumb]

[amanaci]

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

[superkursunaskr]

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[grinchlybear]

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

[technofinch]

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That’s. That’s a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[theinfiknight]

Find me any other website with interactions like these

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]