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Reality is just the lack of imagination...

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

How we feeling, my fellow Australians?

[cinnamonrollwithit]

[valdrift]

2 dads

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

i-, i- wanna cry

[victor-the-gay-bitch]

This is my favorite post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[not-mary-sue]

Too powerful

[hogwartshousefriends]

An insane part of me really wants a gritty CW teen drama reboot of Harry Potter a la Riverdale. The show has to be completely off its shits and bear little similarity to the source material. Draco and Ron are dating. McGonagall is running an illegal Felix Felicis drug ring. It turns out Voldemort was actually Dumbledore’s evil nephew. There are regular parties in each houses’ common room and the intricacies of who is snogging who is for some reason treated as being as equally if not more important as the whole Voldemort murdering students thing. The Hufflepuffs have all been secretly starting a cult to revive Helga Hufflepuff in an attempt to bring in the Golden Age of Wizarding. Harry ends up in Azkaban and attempts to teach the convicts about the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows, of Hogwarts Quidditch. The plot has to be completely inconsistent and get progressively more batshit as the seasons go on. It’s terrible but it’s a train wreck that you just can’t look away from.

[thisisdisapparater]

At first I thought you meant GRITTY teen drama, and honestly I'd be into it.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Someone has to play Percy Weasley.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hope you guys appreciate how far back I had to scroll on my own blog to resurrect this post since nothing was coming up in the Tumblr search bar.

Since HBOmax is currently looking at writing a Harry Potter tv series we are partway to making this nightmare a reality.

[thesassysausage]

I hope hbomax gets creative freedom and makes a main character trans to spite the terf who wrote the series

[babyanimalgifs]

Birds playing volleyball 

(Source)

[timeofdeathnote]

new haikyuu season lookin great

[omghotmemes]

This one took me a lil while

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh once it hit me I laughed way too hard

[catasters]

[sandersstudies]

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

[kaijutegu]

So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?

Me, 30

vaccinated 22 Dec

22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site

23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness that’s proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly it’s so minor that it barely counts

24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.

Lauren, 27

vaccinated 20 Dec

21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site

22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM

24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke

Nick, 24

Vaccinated 23 Dec

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site

Sarah, 20

Vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection site 

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back

Mom, 58

vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site

24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad

Dad, 57

vaccinated 19 Dec

19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site

24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it

[kaijutegu]

my father is an ABSOLUTE TREASURE he’s the kindest, sweetest human man on the planet but he’s like-

you know how sometimes when a big dog is so happy and it wags its tail and it knocks over the furniture and hits you in the knees?

that’s my dad

[kaijutegu]

Dad just punched Sarah in the arm again and he felt so bad he offered to let her punch him in the arm but he couldn’t remember where the vaccine is so now Sarah is just whaling on his whole arm

[thatsthat24]

I wanted to create my own Christmas movie 🎄

[serendipitous-magic]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[awesomacious]

The best possible response

[tlirsgender]

I know “my dear” is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

[tlirsgender]

Imagine if like 150 years from now “bro” ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

[tlirsgender]

Someone circa 2019: what’s up my mans

Gays in 2205: oh my god his mans…….

[omghotmemes]

Sheep in Human Clothing