What's your damage?

Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[kurlyfryz]

It has been months

Mc

Freakin

Months

Since I’ve seen this post

And it gives me a whole new definition of nostalgia

[selwynkane]

RT if you’ve stared at the screen in horror

[musashi]

“how long have you been on tumblr”

there was once, like, a whole weekend where users on this website legitimately thought that you could defy the laws of equivalency and make infinite chocolate by cutting your chocolate bar a certain way.

[hamletthedane]

“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

[omegaverse]

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

[omegaverse]

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

[montygreen]

anonymous requested: Paxton driving vs. Ben driving

[anxietyproblem]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

you are a celebrity singing a corny song by a racist abuser in your 40 room mansion. i am an hourly wage worker struggling to pay rent. we are not the same.

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

rich ppl doing something performarive and out of touch: wow the poors are gonna love this one!

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[frankifyed-was-taken]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[themightyglamazon]

GOOD ADVICE

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

[vhsv0id]

lmao remember when I gave an interpretation of this dudes interpretation of a woody Guthrie lyric and drug blogs got mad and called me a square?

[sizvideos]

[larebellefleur]

They’re not wrong.

[tookingabout]

Yeah, I’m seeing no inaccuracies here.

[pissvortex]

amidst all the chaos i think we forgot how funny it is that joe biden did so horribly despite every major news outlet basically considering him the nominee for like a solid year

[rslashrats]

why do toontown npcs have some of the worst names conceivable 

[rslashrats]

[thesecretuncle]

The panel of jurors at my execution sentencing

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

[toytowns]

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

[squigglebug]

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[renpai1]

Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?

[stripeyboy-deactivated20210918]

I hate this fucking website

[opalsiren]

alyssa saying she's always hungry in season 1 and then by season 2 after all the trauma she says she's never hungry any more. but then by the finale after she's reconciled with james she tells him she's hungry again? poetic cinema

[violists]

[nessa007]

The savage bitch, that is Sister Michael, is back and better than ever