the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"
the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"
And here I thought the Mandela effect was the thing that turned him into an 800 year old demigod and a dildo collector.

















