The Winged Gemini

Straight white male(*gasp*), 18, student at RIT. I reblog fandoms, nature, cute things, and whatever I feel like.

[radiomaxwell]

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

[prideofyunmeng]

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

[silvernis]

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

[bolaires-mask]

Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)

[trauma-suggestion]

I’m Always Here For You! (Until You Upset Me In Any Way)™.

[fish-food-s]

I’m lucky to have such a well behaved kid! (Until you make one tiny slip up and I yell at you for being dysfunctional)™

[silver-tongues-blog]

i’ll help you if you ask (unless its something that i consider easy in which case i’ll make you feel bad and think youre a dumbass for not knowing it even though its something i never taught you)

[awesomehoggirl]

come to me if you ever want to talk about relationships/crushes (as long as they’re straight)

[roanoaks]

Please trust me more and open up (but when I get mad I’ll use everything you’ve told me against you in order to guilt and shame you for being alive)

[dexterlovescoffee]

Wow I can’t believe I have been wronged my entire life by almost ALL of these

[mikes-on-prometheus]

Hey be careful with how you talk about people, it might hurt their feelings (but that doesn’t count for me, i can talk shit about you all i want)

[ninetailedraven-deactivated2019]

Are there even parents who aren’t like that? Mine did all of this.

[dovewithscales]

There are definitely parents who aren’t like this. Mine were not among them.

[dreamof-jeanie]

*adopts everyone who just reblogged agreeing with this post*

[dovewithscales]

Yes. The world needs all the healthy surrogate parents it can get.

[indi-flying-with-dragons]

My parents actually… especially the mother I had thought for so long to actually be my best friend and to love and support me…

only turned out to be a huge abuser.

That I still have to live with and rely upon as my caretaker…

FML…

[mariafuckingcalavera]

yeap my parents did most of these and im still living with them, y i k e s

[thewingedgemini]

@everyone who reblogged this cuz y'all's parents are like this I'm your dad now who wants to build a deck?

[yesterdaysprint]

The Windsor Star, Ontario, November 1, 1958 

[1dietcokeinacan]

LMFAOOOO get him aunty climax

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[witdiseased]

[loverism-deactivated20230916]

i consider it a true tragedy and failure that we, as a human race, have let lavish masquerade balls go out of fashion

[ap-kinda-lit]

Athena, to Zeus: Don’t pretend that you’re not the type of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.

Hades: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.

Persephone: *high-fives Hades*

[persephoneeeeee-deactivated2020]

Amphitrite: I’m cold

Poseidon: here, take my jacket

Persephone: Hades, I’m cold too

Hades: what? *taking off jacket* i told you to wear more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piling scarves on her* now look, i’ve got to make sure you don’t freeze to death and *taking somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner

[youngandmortalgods]

Hades: You know what else is really hard?

Persephone: Oh?? What?? *smirks*

Hades: Putting up with our fucking family.

[swan2swan]

Persephone: “I’m proud to identify as a morosexual. I’m attracted to morons and morons exclusively. A man once kidnapped me because he thought that’s what ‘picking up women’ meant and now I dream of kissing him by the river.”

Hades: “Well I’m sad things didn’t work out between you two, but did you know that you can eat food in the Underworld with absolutely zero negative consequences?”

Persephone, already shoving pomegranate seeds into her mouth: “Hades, you’re so *crunch*ing stupid.”

[untitled55688]

Persephone: Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while I’m talking to you?

Hades, staring dramatically off into the distance: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[alinovel-deactivated20181128]

Love you

[untitled55688]

Persepphone: *does something stupid*

Hades: … why are you like this

Persephone: Aww, come on! You know you love me!

Hades: … where did you get that idea? *joking*

Persephone:

Hades:

Persephone: *sniffles*

Hades: !!!

Hades: waIT I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

[door2greekgods]

Persephone after spring :

*Slams gates of hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Hades* “I’m home. What’s the Fucking WiFi password?”

[incorrectgreekquotes]

Hades *nudges Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me?

Persephone : I married you.

Hades : Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear.

[untitled55688]

Why are you like this!!

[youngandmortalgods]

Persephone: I made you a poem.

Hades: (reads poem)

roses are red

violets are blue

let’s stop talking about flowers and let me fuck you

Hades: …

[youngandmortalgods]

Persephone: I can’t believe we broke the fucking lamp.

Hades: /I/ can’t believe we broke the lamp fucking.

[persephoneeeeee-deactivated2020]

Hades: You are not annoying sweet elf fairy baby plant do not apologize.

Persephone: Um what the fuck?

[persephoneeeeee-deactivated2020]

Hades: Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.

Persephone: Marry me.

[incorrect-lore-olympus]

Hades, entering the Underworld: Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boi.