The winter woman

[carcassfrotting]

sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[fallout-lou-begas]

the thing about Leverage is that as a sort of monster-of-the-week show where the weekly monster is a particular type of Evil Capitalism Guy (gender neutral) from post-recession era America, if you grew up in this time then you're bound to eventually hit an episode where the Evil Capitalism Guy really strikes a nerve because you or someone you love was affected by that type of Guy, and you get absolutely furious and absolutely mark out for the Leverage crew lighting that motherfucker up. for me that episode was "The Future Job" where the Evil Capitalism Guy is a phony spirit medium and when Parker's first response to learning how she got cold read about her brother's death, something completely private and unspeakably personal, was that they should literally just kill him immediately, she was so correct actually.

[theheroheart]

Elementary once again coming out in favour of polyamory. Bless this show.

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

Look, Elementary made a load of really smart adaptational decisions with the Holmes canon, but re-interpreting the Baker Street Irregulars as a group of hacktivists who delight in making Sherlock do weird and stupid shit is probably one of the best.

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[lonlonranching]

one thing u need to understand about me is i love a bad adaptation if you want to be a phantom of the opera fan you gotta

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[pseudophan]

made me think of some of you <3

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[kestrelsandcentipedes]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[bugsandtears]

look at the minecraft update now.

for this message and this message only im a minecraft blog. have you Seen the baby chicks.

[hollanovhumping]

heated rivalry ☆ 1.05 i'll believe in anything but to everyone watching, this was just typical rozanov being a playful asshole

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

*You're Like Really Pretty