The Witch's blog

Welcome to this hell. Have fun with this lazily managed blog. | she/they | 🏳️‍🌈

[klefable]

[monasticmaestoso]

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

[bitchvirgo]

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

[pyomorphic]

[pyomorphic]

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

[sevenstevearmy]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a YouTube video with the title: I made a roomba that shoots anything it bumps into. The current frame shows a roomba with a mechanism holding a gun upright attached to the top. /End ID]

[important-animal-images]

[talentlessmuse]

You all know what day it is!

Happy Death to Dictators Day!

[damazcuz]

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

[omneco]

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[lordoftablecloths]

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[pancakeke]

and another

[sketchy-pebbles-deactivated2022]

The holy trinity

[gayclown-69-deactivated20250630]

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/23/2022

[angel-aliscary]

How could we forget.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[lierdumoa]

This post has strong 1997 internet energy.

[severalowls]

quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

head 🗡

neck 🗡

back 🗡

back 🗡

back 🗡

booty 🗡

leg 🗡

leg 🗡

leg 🗡

foot? 🗡

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

[dreamingdeadly]

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a day where you just lay in bed and don't have to do anything else at all

[pareisakti]

100% need that

[romansleftshoulderpad]

I am, first and foremost, just a little guy

[dungeonmastersdiary]

[alexaloraetheris]

We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.

[inbabylontheywept]

For a college game, I used an entire box of candy canes as a size colossal monstrous zombie grasshopper, and then when it died I ripped the box open and used the candy canes as size large monstrous parasitic horsehair worms erupting from its corpse. Nobody actually wanted to eat them after that so I took them home and ground them into a powder with a pestle, intending to add it to my hot cocoas. But I didn’t wash the pestle very well last time after using it to crush garlic and chilis, so I accidentally made chili-garlic-mint powder and then I tried serving that cocoa at a later D&D sesh, and we were all baffled at why it tasted so horrible until I was like oh my god it’s the ground up zombie ass worms. I contaminated them with garlic and chilis. And the group was like YOU GROUND UP THE ZOMBIE ASS WORMS AND FED THEM TO US which seemed like a lot of fuss over what would have otherwise been free and delicious cocoa. Then after that before taking any snacks they’d ask did you perchance put any zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder in this?, and then refuse to eat until I said None.

Which they thought was very funny, even if I was slightly less amused, but I bided my time until they got tired of the joke and stopped specifically asking. Then I poured all the remaining zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder into a bag of party mix. The first guy to take a bite spluttered, and I laughed, and everyone said WHAT DID BABS DO, and I said THE WOOOORMS… YOU FORGOT TO ASK… OHMYGOD… and then I laughed so hard I actually cried. Derailed the start time almost an hour.

Oh that was a wonderful day.

[bonetrader]

A good, a neutral, and an evil DM. In this order.

[cute-catts]

[qwuilleran]

[meanstepdad]

working on a zine about the intersections of fatness, gender, and growing up online. it's a long time coming and i'm still not sure where it'll take me.

[demilypyro]

walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

[maddiethepancake]

[mumblesplash]

most fuckable tetris piece

I

O

T

J

L

S

Z

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

Explain yourself.

[mumblesplash]

some people might not have seen all of them yet

[mumblesplash]

i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

[mumblesplash]

at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

[mumblesplash]

they are reading the comments

[mumblesplash]

some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:

for some reason both people who prefer S AND people who prefer Z say they think Z would be kind of mean

people who Don’t pick the T overwhelmingly assume people who do chose it because it looks like a dick, actual given reasons for picking T lean more toward gameplay versatility, sex toy safety (i.e. they ALL look like dicks but T has a flared base), and personality

there’s a fairly even split on use of gendered pronouns for I, O, T, and Z, but people tend to use she/her for L, J, and especially S

there have been multiple unconnected instances of the phrase ‘triple t spin in the pussy’. this doesn’t really matter it just feels worth mentioning

by and large S and Z fuckers are MUCH more passionate about their choices than L and J fuckers

there’s been a tumblr-typical handful of ‘submissive and breedable’ comments, but as far as i’ve seen only the T piece has people explicitly and directly saying they want to get it pregnant. no idea what caused this. the art seems to have made it worse