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awww the annual oilers weekend

dickie in attendance 🥹

matt savoie and colton dach relegated to the back and holding each other cause they only got each other 😭

#connor double fisting two women #like no other guy has his arm around another guy’s wife #and yet……#Edmonton polycule #leon draisaitl #connor McDavid #edmonton oilers

wolfgirlfrnd

god when i die: hey! you can get into heaven but the only requirement is to not have read fanfiction where nhl players get cursed into having pussies and the only cure is to get fucked by one of their teammates, that’s literally it

me: okay so listen

#i get high off their fear of being cursed with a female sex organ for the rest of their lives and they need a big strong man to fuck them #so they can go back to being a big strong masculine man too and not a “”woman“”#even though deep inside they want to keep their beautiful amazing pussy so their teammate can keep fucking them #im sorry god #but this is me

jonasiegenthaler

#cute cute cute #nico hischier

metallicamalkin

Exactly what I needed, thank you Big Sexy

#abs were made to be nibbled on #sorry i dont make the rules #evgeni malkin #i need to do unspeakable things to that old man

honkeystock

#i love everything that is wrong with him #that is his safe person #willmack

decladams

the resemblance is striking

#bedsy

respiteintheclouds

My favorite genre of Sidney Crosby photos is where he looks utterly bewildered at the concept of a camera and/or visibly gay

#sidcros #thank you op this is now my favourite genre too

girlballs

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

#every day of my goddamn life

mattymartin

↳ MAT BARZAL AT FANATICS FEST | 7.19.25

#this reminds me of my great ad ceaseless need for all loser hockey boys to do the glambot #mathew barzal

mack-will

will smith anxiety (x, x, x, x, x, x)

#oooh you are so interesting #boy saw all the carbon copies coming out of ndtp and thought nope not me #wsh

threedollarsdotcom

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

#hockey bros in the communal showers